By me - United States - Wyandotte
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

She doesn't *have* to. He's an adult. If he can't or won't pay, he will be responsible for the consequences.

OP, if your husband resents being called a freeloader, here's the perfect time to let him take care of his own expenses.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

But none of those expenses would come under the wife's name. If he can't pull his shit together to pay the ticket or at leaat apologise to his wife and ask her kindly to pay, he will get the fines or license susoension or whatever happens. The court won't look for her to pay anything.

Personally, I'd leave him in jail and let him freeload off the government for a while before I paid a cent of bail money.

  SolanumX  |  6

You'd be surprised how many severely retarded kids at my school wound up driving. The govt will give them licenses without a second thought. Part of the whole "mainstreaming" thing they try to do with those types of people.

Also, as a side note: "Potato." If you get that reference then you deserve a gold star (Its got nothing to do with portal).

  Valdrek  |  26

It does not state in the FML that the husband was the one driving the car. He would only receive the bench warrant if he was the driver. It could be that OP was hoping to pass the attitude test, but failed due to her husbands actions. Therefore she would get the warrant.

  saksxalmo  |  20

*trying to picture what a 75 is supposed to look like*

Wait, so is it like spooning? Only facing away from each other and the guy has a boner? Hold on, is the woman pregnant or is that supposed to be a boob? *is thoroughly confused*

  thatoneguy79  |  10

13) You are correct. Whenever someone does anything to make your life uncomfortable in the slightest, The only recourse you have or need is to remove them from your life immediately, if not sooner. It is applicable to both sexes.
We are hoping to educate those young enough to be learn two very important life lessons here on FML: you are better off alone, and use proper spelling and grammar.

  auzz1_pride  |  9

We did it for the reason everyone does, he made a stupid/dumb comment or mistake. I'm not saying we all don't do it, but thats how it apparently "works" on FML.

  Flora_fml  |  6

The argument was over his "free loading" so I take it she pays for everything.

"money - by me"- leave this sorry ass prick and don't pay for the ticket. Kick his loser ass out of your house. It will suck in the short term but your life will be better for it.

By  perdix  |  29

You're a doormat -- you deserve to be walked on.

Now, grow a spine and kick that low-life parasite to the curb. I can't promise that you could do any better than this loser, but you certainly are better off alone than with this shiftless, entitled leech sucking you dry!