By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
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cutycat136 28

All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*

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Adam1260 15

How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.

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NickACD 27

HOW THE **** DO YOU **** UP THAT BADLY!

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Doubtful_Judge 23

The instructor didn't explain it well enough. (most likely)

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Apersonishere 5

Because the instructor probably thought "Do not drive straight into non-moving objects" was self-explanatory.

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shessohighh 10

Driving instructor ****** up too. Most cars they use for driving lessons have a break and wheel on the passenger side to stop situations like this. Unless OP was 2ft in front of a building and floored it, the instructor should have had time to take control. And if they are using a regular car maybe the instructor will rethink that now.

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

Well I never had any practice whatsoever when my driving instructor just told me to drive. I was confused at first because my parents never practiced with me. Needless to say, I didn't crash and did pretty well.

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A7XCamaro 19

59- I have never seen a driving instructor car outside of movies/tv shows that had dueling steering or even just brakes

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Adam1260 15

How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.

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kmaheynoway 25

Dude, don't jump to conclusions. Not all parking lots are 50 feet. Maybe this one was 30.

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Bono363 11

I agree with #8. We don't know how big or what kind of parking space it is. Let's hope for the follow up.

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jmigs17 19

So if OP says it was more than50 feet, are we going to suddenly be impressed. Wow. Good job OP. You made it 51 ft then crashed. Didn't think so

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kmaheynoway 25

Don't lose hope. It requires extreme skill to manage to do that. Maybe not the skill you're looking for, though.

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theforceisstrong 8

Driving requires extreme skill? Is that what you're saying?

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gintwinsmoore 20

you have to concentrate OP or that could be your life, someone else's, or both.

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nhbasskid13 23

well that's.... smashing. sorry, it's an awful wreck of a pun.

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Doubtful_Judge 23

Hey, people who make jokes like those take the wrong turn on the road of life.

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kmaheynoway 25

Guys, we need to take a brake from all these puns. If not, wheel end up in an infinite pun competition.

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TDog3337 12

Ok, im tired with these car puns. I know they were on accident, but you're driving me crazy...

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Skoff_fml 27

On the bright side, at least you made me feel better about my poor driving skills.

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emi_alejandra 23

How did that happened?

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cutycat136 28

All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*

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toaster87 19

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking spongebob in this situation

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bc3091 10

Ah, the memories. Glad I didn't use the SpongeBob method of driving when I got my license.

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Matt_Hazard 16

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS.......BLANKETY, BLANKETY , BLANK.

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