Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
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britzy_03
| 19
First vote for the first time ??
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NickACD
| 27
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY!
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Doubtful_Judge
| 23
The instructor didn't explain it well enough. (most likely)
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Apersonishere
| 5
Because the instructor probably thought "Do not drive straight into non-moving objects" was self-explanatory.
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shessohighh
| 10
Driving instructor fucked up too. Most cars they use for driving lessons have a break and wheel on the passenger side to stop situations like this. Unless OP was 2ft in front of a building and floored it, the instructor should have had time to take control. And if they are using a regular car maybe the instructor will rethink that now.
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xLIGHTS_fml
| 23
Well I never had any practice whatsoever when my driving instructor just told me to drive. I was confused at first because my parents never practiced with me. Needless to say, I didn't crash and did pretty well.
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A7XCamaro
| 19
59- I have never seen a driving instructor car outside of movies/tv shows that had dueling steering or even just brakes
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Adam1260
| 15
How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.
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kmaheynoway
| 25
Dude, don't jump to conclusions. Not all parking lots are 50 feet. Maybe this one was 30.
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Bono363
| 11
I agree with #8. We don't know how big or what kind of parking space it is. Let's hope for the follow up.
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jmigs17
| 19
So if OP says it was more than50 feet, are we going to suddenly be impressed. Wow. Good job OP. You made it 51 ft then crashed. Didn't think so
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kmaheynoway
| 25
Don't lose hope. It requires extreme skill to manage to do that. Maybe not the skill you're looking for, though.
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theforceisstrong
| 8
Driving requires extreme skill? Is that what you're saying?
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keithsbooty
| 20
#66 crashing it that quickly is
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gintwinsmoore
| 20
you have to concentrate OP or that could be your life, someone else's, or both.
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nhbasskid13
| 23
well that's.... smashing.
sorry, it's an awful wreck of a pun.
sorry, it's an awful wreck of a pun.
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Doubtful_Judge
| 23
Hey, people who make jokes like those take the wrong turn on the road of life.
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kmaheynoway
| 25
Guys, we need to take a brake from all these puns. If not, wheel end up in an infinite pun competition.
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TDog3337
| 12
Ok, im tired with these car puns. I know they were on accident, but you're driving me crazy...
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coming back in the future
| 30
Are you asian? #noracist
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Skoff_fml
| 27
On the bright side, at least you made me feel better about my poor driving skills.
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emi_alejandra
| 23
How did that happened?
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fpants2010
| 18
happen*
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cutycat136
| 28
All I'm thinking right now...
SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*
SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*
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toaster87
| 19
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking spongebob in this situation
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bc3091
| 10
Ah, the memories. Glad I didn't use the SpongeBob method of driving when I got my license.
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Matt_Hazard
| 16
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS.......BLANKETY, BLANKETY , BLANK.
SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*