By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 181
You deserved it 11 058

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All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*

How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.

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First vote for the first time ??

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY!

The instructor didn't explain it well enough. (most likely)

Because the instructor probably thought "Do not drive straight into non-moving objects" was self-explanatory.

Driving instructor fucked up too. Most cars they use for driving lessons have a break and wheel on the passenger side to stop situations like this. Unless OP was 2ft in front of a building and floored it, the instructor should have had time to take control. And if they are using a regular car maybe the instructor will rethink that now.

Well I never had any practice whatsoever when my driving instructor just told me to drive. I was confused at first because my parents never practiced with me. Needless to say, I didn't crash and did pretty well.

59- I have never seen a driving instructor car outside of movies/tv shows that had dueling steering or even just brakes

How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.

Dude, don't jump to conclusions. Not all parking lots are 50 feet. Maybe this one was 30.

I agree with #8. We don't know how big or what kind of parking space it is. Let's hope for the follow up.

So if OP says it was more than50 feet, are we going to suddenly be impressed. Wow. Good job OP. You made it 51 ft then crashed. Didn't think so

Don't lose hope. It requires extreme skill to manage to do that. Maybe not the skill you're looking for, though.

Driving requires extreme skill? Is that what you're saying?

#66 crashing it that quickly is

you have to concentrate OP or that could be your life, someone else's, or both.

well that's.... smashing. sorry, it's an awful wreck of a pun.

Hey, people who make jokes like those take the wrong turn on the road of life.

Guys, we need to take a brake from all these puns. If not, wheel end up in an infinite pun competition.

Ok, im tired with these car puns. I know they were on accident, but you're driving me crazy...

On the bright side, at least you made me feel better about my poor driving skills.

All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking spongebob in this situation

Ah, the memories. Glad I didn't use the SpongeBob method of driving when I got my license.

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS.......BLANKETY, BLANKETY , BLANK.