By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Someone_somewere 7

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

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Eternity_fml 0

Karma's a bitch.

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Someone_somewere 7

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

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easylazy 0

Ha I love the random detail that it was a MOTORCYCYCLE cop which adds nothing to the FML

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qwerty475 0

karma sucks doesn't it?

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anoymousjoe 0

u guys are so FUCKING COOL. reply to the first comment so u can get to the top. i am saying this on behalf of the thousands of fml members, take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN Face, k thanks.. and YDI

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soul3n 0

and #97 does it himself while saying bad thigns to the rest of the repliers. Fail. On the subject though, OP: you're stupid, be more patient. I'm sure that you'll get to your bar for your drinky-poo in time.

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nicelyjohnson 0

This isn't even an FML. This is just stupid. Remember when FML's weren't whiney or had YDI written all over them? Those were the days...

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

#97 has a valid point, and I believe he was replying to the idiots who reply to #1, that's why his/her post is that high up. So, the people who shot #97 down are actually fools. If you're that desperate to get your comment noticed, make a good one. Otherwise, stfu up and stay at the bottom

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christopherlove 0

I completely agree with 97. I downvote people who do that.

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3rdDegree 0

I have a friend who drives like that. She's going to get pulled over and im going to laugh my ass off.

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trollskitroll 0

Karma's a bitch. YDI x 100.

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Eternity_fml 0

Karma's a bitch.

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seb12992 0

Indeed it is. And LOL at the guy you flipped off honking and waving. That made my day.

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seenpyro 0

he's probably gonna go bone the librarians daughter;D

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bluevayero 42

and a big one indeed

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laReve 0

thats why you don't speed, idiot.

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harmony88 0

Seriously... everybody knows speeding is illegal, but some do it anyway... everybody thinks it's okay to speed to pass someone... but the law states that even when passing a slower driver, the speed limit must not be exceeded.

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TessIsabella 0

#126, I guess you're just a reckless fool who doesn't realise what speeding can do. Learn the law.

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wickidsmaht 0

you're all a bunch of idiots.

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Lisimal 7

Well ain´t that a bitch!?!

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shaniqualee 2

Hahaha abortion face.

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SomeGuy1234 0

Hey there was a cop around when you need one.

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suckager 0

Slow and steady wins the race, remember that asshole.

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trollskitroll 0

You're a dumb **** for having the name organizedchaos bitch.

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qwerty475 0

PWN3D not owned

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pineapple648 5

ur name is hilarious

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papertigers_fml 0

AHHH i just LOVE when i see someone being an asshole on the road and a little while later i see them getting a ticket. SOOO SATISFYING :)

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bawpo 2

Yeah, because the guy going super slow wasn't being an asshole? FYI you can get ticketed for going too slow also.

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SammyS2012 21

He might not have been going slow; everyone in Miami is convinced that driving the speed limit means that you're slow. It might be the same situation with this guy.

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freedoggy77 0

what the hell? are you one of those weirdos who think by driving we are harming the environment or something like that? dumb***... and OP, owned! lol

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