By CoalRose - United States
Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML
CoalRose tells us more :
Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.
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  Ava_Darkflame  |  26

this is a train wreck, okay, #2 OP was pierced BY a snake. he/she didn't actually get a piercing for jewelery.

  MandieL  |  27

Well with all the new piercings that have come about maybe they changed it, cause it was sure called a snake bite when I got mine done, in my tongue.

  Jowisee  |  29

I believe they meant poisoned in the sense of being ill from the venom, ie the venom poisoned them. You don't say you were "venomed".