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That was a piss-poor effort. Are you feeling a bit flushed? I'll stop the toilet humour now.
Thank goodness...!
Guys have such an advantage against girls when it comes to peeing in the great outdoors.
what humour
next time use a bottle op
That would have been incredibly difficult if OP was a girl (which I'm guessing OP is).
Lol.
There actually is a device that lets girls pee standing up, it's called the "go girl". Good investment if you don't want to ruin your shoes while camping.
She's a girl-.-
That really sucks op :( try to be more careful next time.
OP should consider investing in a penis. I would recommend the "Urinator 35". A manageable length, only $79.99, and comes with an attachable 5.0x aiming sight!
...wtf... (wtf??)
There's a Urinator 35 now?! I just got my Urinator 34, and that bloody thing only cam out sex months ago. Worse than the Ipiss and Call of Doo-Tp.
kinda true. once you started pissing on your feet you should have stopped. it stings but still lol
It doesn't sting.. Piss is generally sterile, and unless she has cuts on her feet, I'm sure it wouldn't sting.
Hmm might want to talk to your doctor about your piss stinging? Of course that begs the question...how do you know about pissing on your feet stings? lol
not pissing in general stings, stop peeing in mid-stream stings lol
15-I think something is wrong with your pee pee...
Yes, I think you need some cranberry juice. Stopping mid-wee shouldn't sting...
15 - Completely understood what you were saying from your first post, I'm surprised how people were dumb enough to think you meant peeing stings. Let me help you out abit..let's replace the word "stings" with "uncomfortable" when trying to stop the flow of pee midway
I think the worst part was having to walk with your feet sticking on the shoes every step, while knowing you're stepping on piss.
I think maybe they meant 'stinks' that op pussed on herself not stings.
At least u didnt poo on ur shoes
Yes you are right it's a good thing op didn't "poo" when she went to piss
At least there weren't any bears ******** in the woods at the time! Shiiiit!
Now if a jellyfish comes out of nowhere and stings your leg, you're set
Shutup Dwight!
You're actually not supposed to pee on your wound after being stung by a jellyfish. Happened to a family member in Cuba and the first aid station told them not to have someone pee on it.
32- that's not a real fact. "XD"
guys take the ability to aim for granted.
Yeah, and don't you hate when you're trying to pee and you get a bo- oh, wait you're all girls.
Girls just aren't educated enough on the finer points of being in the wilderness is all. Alright ladies, here is the trick. Step 1) scout a spot with a tree or rock on a slight downhill incline. Step 2) stand with your back against your downhill leaning object and drop your drawers, pulling them forward slightly with one hand. Step 3) spread your legs slightly and go. The pee will flow down the nice incline and not into your shoes- and you are standing so no poison ivy on the ass.when you are woman who spends a lot of time in the woods you learn these things :p
I love being able to piss anywhere with ease.
"Pissing In The Woods" 101. What, didn't you get the memo o_0?! :)
He's got a point. Can you think of a better response to your pissing on yourself? Edit: 4 makes a compelling argument.
What the hell was he supposed to say? 'Learn how to squat properly'?
This coming from a person who doesn't even use a toilet
^ that coming from a creature who thinks anywhere is the toilet..
^that coming from someone that doesn't know what a toilet is...
LOL I read it in Stewie's voice :D And Brian's response... FAMILY GUY CARTOONS DO EXIST!
Much like a township. Squatter :P
O NO! All, All.....WET...how could you?!? Just kidding that sucks but at least your pants weren't wet!
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That was a piss-poor effort. Are you feeling a bit flushed? I'll stop the toilet humour now.
Now if a jellyfish comes out of nowhere and stings your leg, you're set