By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia
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That was a piss-poor effort. Are you feeling a bit flushed? I'll stop the toilet humour now.
kinda true. once you started pissing on your feet you should have stopped. it stings but still lol
Now if a jellyfish comes out of nowhere and stings your leg, you're set
Girls just aren't educated enough on the finer points of being in the wilderness is all. Alright ladies, here is the trick. Step 1) scout a spot with a tree or rock on a slight downhill incline. Step 2) stand with your back against your downhill leaning object and drop your drawers, pulling them forward slightly with one hand. Step 3) spread your legs slightly and go. The pee will flow down the nice incline and not into your shoes- and you are standing so no poison ivy on the ass.when you are woman who spends a lot of time in the woods you learn these things :p
What the hell was he supposed to say? 'Learn how to squat properly'?