Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
Mattyknows 0
You deserved it you fucktard
annabananaxx 0
I'm voting YDI. Didn't you listen to your dad when he said "Don't drink and drive?"
FrostyNorth 0
LOL @ #78 and everyone who agreed with them. While the guy from the Netherlands was incorrect to think that their measure (BrAC) was the same as ours (BAC), to say that it takes until your blood can get to 30% alcohol before you die is hilarious! You would have to replace ALL of your blood with 60-proof to get it that high!! So, now for those interested in reality: 0.08%-0.10% BAC = DUI and anything above 0.40% BAC = coma/death.
rschreiber 0
Dipshit, your father should've pulled out the TASER. YDI.
k649 0
You're an awful human being and I hate you.
Shaynmaster55 0
See im not going to be mean like these other people. but your dad is a tool for pulling you over and havent you learned to take the back roads when your drunk. lol
Ep1cfAiL 0
depending on a persons size and weight their BAC does not necessarily reflect how drunk they are, if this individual is much over 200lbs he probably wouldnt even be buzzing
psuedoedgytool 0
You shouldn't have been drinking if you planned on driving anyway. You deserved that one.
Ox_Baker 0
Getting a DUI sucks. I've been there. I was a .18, and I was pretty sloshed, but it got me to join AA, and I've been sober for six months. Also, basically everything everyone has said about DUI laws is BS. A 0.08% BAC means 0.08 grams of alcohol per milliliter. In the Netherlands, Germany and Central Europe, they used permicile BAC, which is simply 10 times the percent BAC. In American terms, a Dutch permicile BAC of 0.2 is the same as a percentage BAC of 0.02, which is practically nothing. An 0.15 percent BAC is 7 or 8 drinks for your average man.
dillinger_fml 0
Fake