Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
silverspring47 0
You're an idiot...If I were your father I'd have smashed your face into the wheel.
Kluender 0
You know the funny thing is. That if you look at the conversion rates for BAC in those other countries, when you transfer it to ours. It's a 0.05 and a 0.02 respectively, which are both legal in the U.S.A. Just found it funny that he scoffed at our ability to handle alcohol and how much of our beer is water, when in his country it's illegal to drive at a 0.7, but not in America. Back on topic, I do not condone drunk driving, and think that this person that was driving with a BAC of .15 is not so bright.
Ahhem 0
The odds of this happening are too incredible. By the way-If this really did happen, you are a 'tard.
irv616 0
71, .15 is twice the legal limit, its pretty ****** bad,at this point their motor skills are heavily imparied, this idiots just lucky they didnt kill anyone
06SuFi 0
You deserve to stay in jail for awhile. I hope you get sentenced to at least 5yrs. I know some people that were killed by dumbfucks like you driving while impaired.
lookitschloe 0
for those of you who are saying that "everybody does it" or "everybody will do it" think again. there are plenty of responsible, caring, smart people out there who WOULD NOT DRIVE INTOXICATED. i am one of them. drunk driving is just stupid.
Lucki_fml 0
Once again. people should get it right. Usually its the Americans who are stupid but this time its the Europeans. When you(Europeans) say .2 what your really saying is 2% of the liquid in your veins is alcohol. When we(Americans) say .2 we mean 20% of your blood is alcohol. See the difference? Btw. Most people go into a coma at around 25% and most dont live past 30%
thisiswilli_fml 5
i hope you do not breed.
justbeachy 0
yes funny but you deserved it and i think you guys need to lay off a little on the OP if his dad is a cop im sure he learned his lesson everyone makes mistakes. Yes drunk driving is a serious offense, but lets just be happy that this wasn't a headline on some news channel. some of you who want him to die......little harsh......
EGG_fml 0
HA HA DUMB ASS THANKS FOR NOT KILLING ME OR MY FAMILY WHILE DRINKING ANAD DRIVING BITCH
sucka_free 0
you are a ******* dumbass not even a FML moment... you deserved that x 100000 i hope you get your license taken away