Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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odexy 12
Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.
Ashurii328 0
If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/
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TheSofaKing 7
sheep do not bite when you tease them
TheVariableX 0
People are so protective of dogs. Honestly I think pets should be outlawed and all the money wasted on pets should be spent on real human beings that are suffering in the world. All the ******* PETA in the world need to realize that humans are much more important than any animal.
nerdwithagun 0
You're a dumbass.
iltby 3
You're an absolute moron. An ignorant moron. A life is a life. Animals are equally as deserving of life and respect and proper treatment as humans. We're not superior to them in the slightest. In fact, the majority of us spend our lives damaging this planet. I'm sure it would be a lot better off without the human race.
thelulz 0
Your comment is fairly contradictory. You can't call someone else an ignorant moron when you're ignorant of evolution. Humans and animals (as in animals other than humans) do not exhibit sapience, hence the scientific term for humans, **** sapien. Animals exhibit a lesser sense of emotion. Everything the human is is a culmination of biologically inherited traits that make us the dominant species on this planet. That is why we have the potential to destroy entire species systematically through artificial means, and that is, unfortunately, also our downfall. But I digress. Getting back to the point, humans and animals are not the same, humans are biologically superior when it comes to intelligence. No animal has the ability to reason. Think of it this way, you can't compare a protist to an animal and say they are equal.
iltby 3
I'm not saying they're biologically or evolutionarily the same, I'm saying they have equal rights to respect and to be treated humanely. I'm saying neither is superior to the other in the sense that neither is 'better' than the other. For me, ending a dog's life is no different to ending a human's life. And no, I'm not some PETA fanatic, just utterly sick of the animal cruelty and neglect in this world.
thepersephone666 11
#62 people like you should just go live on an island so you can all eventually kill each other off because your stupid.
HahaFylnub 0
tbh what's the point of having a dog if it bites you everytime you play with it. it's not always the persons fault my neighbors dog gets very aggressive for no reason if you go Anywhere near it while it has a sock or something and has bit me for no reason before.
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's never for no reason.
pancaken00b 4
The OP was not playing with their dog, they were TEASING it. Big difference.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Please refer to comments 34 and 48. Thanks.
aback 5
Dog only has to be put down because you were the whiny bitch that teased it. Don't push other creatures beyond their limits just because some bitch wised up and dumped you.
obsolescenttears 3
I'm a vet tech and also run pittie foster programs. as of this point in time there are no states requiring euthanasia for dog bites to owner. either he decided to do it or his parents did. however breed specific legislation laws in certain states will enforce dangerous dog laws ie has to be labeled dangerous dog etc. most likely this person is either lying or they are too useless of a person and didn't tell mommy that they were harassing the dog. if the person is posting on here I highly doubt they got bit too bad - prolly some 13yr old jerk kid never taught to play nice with animals. :( pathetic
IntoTheClouds 42
Something tells me you mean states as in U.S. states. Considering the OP is from Australia, your argument probably holds absolutely no water. Prove that those euthanasia laws you stated (without proof) exist in Australia and maybe your argument will be persuasive. As of now, though, you just sound like an idiot.
obsolescenttears 3
nvm they are in Australia I have no clue on their laws there however my comment still stands that it probably is a lie and/or kidlet poster didn't tell mom truth about what happened. if dog really got euth my heart goes with it :(
EVOEVO_Monkey 10
Why are you dumbasses saying you are sorry?! It is obviously the guys fault! You should kill yourself instead of the dog, do the humane thing.
queencitystoner 0
yupp it's sad that they euthanize dogs once they bite. I know a person who's dog was being taunted and teased so it bit someone, they still has to have it put down.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
f the dogs life :( you deserved to end up in the hospital. hope it was rabbid
RoadDoggCR 0
pwned :P
kathryne12 0
my dog is older like 11 or so and hates being picked up. she's a border collie. so do you think I pick her up alot??? no! cause she will snap. u gotta know ur dogs limit!