Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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odexy 12
Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.
Ashurii328 0
If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/
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Comments (190)
xgetxbentx 13
op - you really should try to fight this. go talk to a lawyer asap and see if you can prevent it. it seems like sense it's your dog you should have a say. I hate anti flood!
lenalee96 22
you monster!!!!
Sarkyrevenger 0
You know something? It's not FYL, it's FY. They're putting the dog down cause you're a spanner. Nice.
nicky99 0
wat the hell is wronge wth u. i now u just got dumped but there had 2 be another way of getting over her and now u dont hav a girlfriend or a dog.
Smeagol648 0
aww your dog's adorable :)
Scott411 9
You had to know they would put your dog down if you went to the hospital. If you really cared about your dog, you would have stitched yourself up. You suck OP, and I feel sorry for your dog.
timeoffire45 8
YDI because, ya know what, it's your own fault. If you feel bad about something, *play* with your dog (like tug-of-war or fetch) instead of teasing it. I hope you're proud of the fact that you've effectively murdered your dog. Again: big, fat YDI.
KrazieKleo 13
That's ******. Why the hell should the dog be have to be put down? It was your fault...
pancaken00b 4
You get no sympathy. It's completely YOUR fault that your dog is being put down. And I never understood why people put their dogs down for biting them, especially when it is usually THEIR faults it happened in the first place. Unless your dog comes up and randomly decides to maul your face or rips your finger off, I don't see the reason to end it's life. It's a bite, get over it. I got my first dog when I was 7 years old and she was a puppy. I would tease her and my mom would warn me that if I got bit it would be my fault. And I did eventually get bit by my dog pretty badly when I was 9, and I had to get stitches from my wrist to my knuckles and my mom told me it was my fault, and it was because I was teasing her when it happened. I sure learned my lesson. She is 10 years old and I still have her today. And I'm sure you're old enough to know NOT to tease your dog. Of course it is going to bite you, it can't TELL you to stop. And I'm sure it was barking and growling before it led up to biting you. **** your dogs life, asshole.
Tekesis13 8
Ok. I'm sorry about the dog. But NOT for your sake. You were the one TAUNTING the dog. I get playing with the dog to improve your mood b/c animals can do that. But to tease the dog then get upset b/c it has to be put down when it's your fault is kind of pathetic. Your dog did NOT deserve death. Did you say that it was your fault and not the dogs? If so, it would have saved the dog's life. So no. Not "FML" for you. "RIP Innocent animal who's death was undeserved because of me" is better