By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
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cjack188 13
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It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!

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Pleonasm 35
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Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.

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cjack188 13
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It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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What if you play dead and he starts eating you???

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Pleonasm 35
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It's a dog eat dog world out there. *Hears groans*

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masterof1 7
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ba dum tis

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Kamon97 23
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Sounds like #1 and OP should trade dogs haha

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RedPillSucks 31

You've got one of those dogs too? Our dogs need to get together. He's got the doggy version of OCD when fetching tennis balls

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jordanhraye 18
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Haha awesome. Leave the poor dog alone.

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hugozac88 22

Hahaha I would to have this dog

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BFons 19
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Does it complain when you keep it up, or play the tv to loud? I've met dogs who do that.

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Wederoney 16
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I imagined it like this xD: Human: C'mon doggie, fetch it. Dog: Fuck off mate, tryin' to be dead here.

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underthesea12 24
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your poor dog

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zandalee 19
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OP needs another hobby!!

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

44- Like a cat!

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Pleonasm 35
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Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.

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Zaros_fml 24
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A round of appaws for you, sir.

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xnxck 8
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You could say he/she was being a bitch.

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150493x 29

That was painful to read

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150493x 29

Thanks for clarifying that for me.

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eddeeezzyy 19
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That's kinda how I do it when I want my parents to leave me alone at times. Except I don't play dead. I'm exhausted. I'm sleeping. Finals week is a bitch. :(

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Rainhawk94 27

Just drink your apple juice and crackers before every test

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22
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Drink your crackers?! Eeeewwww.

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eddeeezzyy 19
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Welp, there's a blender for that ;p

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oj101 33

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oj101 33

#14 - look up the meme - "yes, this is dog". It implies that dogs love unconditionally and are naive, but I was playing off it by making OP's dog unbothered about it.

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joker7k 6
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Does your girlfriend also play dead?

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Pleonasm 35
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But I bet she rolls over once he brings the leash out.

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