It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!

What if you play dead and he starts eating you???

It's a dog eat dog world out there. *Hears groans*

ba dum tis

Sounds like #1 and OP should trade dogs haha

You've got one of those dogs too? Our dogs need to get together. He's got the doggy version of OCD when fetching tennis balls

Haha awesome. Leave the poor dog alone.

Hahaha I would to have this dog

Does it complain when you keep it up, or play the tv to loud? I've met dogs who do that.

I imagined it like this xD:
Human: C'mon doggie, fetch it.
Dog: Fuck off mate, tryin' to be dead here.

your poor dog

OP needs another hobby!!

44- Like a cat!

Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.

A round of appaws for you, sir.

Lol

You could say he/she was being a bitch.

That was painful to read

Thanks for clarifying that for me.

That's kinda how I do it when I want my parents to leave me alone at times. Except I don't play dead. I'm exhausted. I'm sleeping. Finals week is a bitch. :(

Just drink your apple juice and crackers before every test

Drink your crackers?! Eeeewwww.

Welp, there's a blender for that ;p

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Um, what?

#14 - look up the meme - "yes, this is dog". It implies that dogs love unconditionally and are naive, but I was playing off it by making OP's dog unbothered about it.

Does your girlfriend also play dead?

But I bet she rolls over once he brings the leash out.