FML : Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel...

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Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cinderella - / Monday 27 September 2010 14:47 / Netherlands

Intimacy

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By RedPillSucks | 30

#1465423 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:55

Sorry, I thought he had fucked the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section. Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.

By Phustercluck | 11

#1466395 - Monday 27 September 2010 11:23

So sex is worth delaying your sorrow to him... It's one thing if this is an isolated moment of assholedom, but men who's actions are driven by their high value of sex could only lead to far worse situations of the same type. If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.

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By Sexywifey91 | 0

#1465291 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:42

wow what a douche

IphonFML | 6

#1465391 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:52

If u guys did it that night, then smart of him. BUT im sorry OP that sucks...

JuliaM1000 | 10

#1466833 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 12:27

It does, but your boyfriend is... a selfish jerk!! Wow... I'm also sorry to hear about your hamsters.

joeyohe | 0

#1467852 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 03:29

ydi for having aa terrible boyfriend i feel sad

6969awesome | 0

#1469531 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 04:05

18 it was one hamster and I enjoyed the fight the other day about u being stupid and ugly :)

Eamon666 | 3

#5352919 - Sunday 3 February 2013 06:56

When I saw your profile pic I though u had sliced your hand

By bangscr3w | 0

#1465329 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:46

i woulda done tha same hahahaha....sorry bout the hampster tho...

By mintcar | 9

#1465346 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:48

Haha. The hamster almost cock blocked.

ifyouwereasheep | 0

#1465489 - Monday 27 September 2010 08:05

lmfao

Lucidium | 0

#1467143 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 01:27

You laughed your 'fucking-ass' off? Goodjob.

chynab | 0

#1467610 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 02:44

lol Mi boyfriend said tht to his mom when we waz bout to do it she called him as soon as we started nd he goes mom ur cockblocking

MollyyMakeout | 0

#1467809 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 03:19

Hahahah. You're dumb.

By Cinn_fml | 21

#1465355 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:49

Well, he's honest. Which is usually a good thing, but not always I suppose. Poor hamster.

By RedPillSucks | 30

#1465423 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:55

Sorry, I thought he had fucked the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section. Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.

By Johnny6speed2 | 0

#1465504 - Monday 27 September 2010 08:06

That sounds about right. He knew you'd be upset over a stupid hamster. Now a dog or cat totally understandable if you got upset. But I wouldn't let a hamster mess up my chances of getting some tang.