Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML
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Sexywifey91
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wow what a douche
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IphonFML
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If u guys did it that night, then smart of him. BUT im sorry OP that sucks...
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JuliaM1000
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It does, but your boyfriend is... a selfish jerk!! Wow... I'm also sorry to hear about your hamsters.
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joeyohe
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ydi for having aa terrible boyfriend
i feel sad
i feel sad
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6969awesome
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18 it was one hamster
and I enjoyed the fight the other day about u being stupid and ugly :)
and I enjoyed the fight the other day about u being stupid and ugly :)
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Eamon666
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When I saw your profile pic I though u had sliced your hand
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bangscr3w
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i woulda done tha same hahahaha....sorry bout the hampster tho...
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mintcar
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Haha. The hamster almost cock blocked.
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ifyouwereasheep
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lmfao
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Lucidium
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You laughed your 'fucking-ass' off? Goodjob.
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chynab
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lol Mi boyfriend said tht to his mom when we waz bout to do it she called him as soon as we started nd he goes mom ur cockblocking
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MollyyMakeout
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Hahahah. You're dumb.
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Cinn_fml
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Well, he's honest. Which is usually a good thing, but not always I suppose. Poor hamster.
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RedPillSucks
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Sorry, I thought he had fucked the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section.
Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.
Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.
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Johnny6speed2
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That sounds about right. He knew you'd be upset over a stupid hamster. Now a dog or cat totally understandable if you got upset. But I wouldn't let a hamster mess up my chances of getting some tang.
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El_patron
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I fucking agree bro
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Action_Bastard
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Blame Hamtaro for this one.
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foseberry3
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ydi for having a hamster
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j5p332
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^^^ don't forget "beloved"
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RedPillSucks
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I thought you were talking about the movie "Beloved" with Oprah
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bandgeek0934
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If I were you I'd never be in the mood... with him ;P
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breenntt
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ahhh, men are jerks anyway
Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.
If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.