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Sorry, I thought he had fucked the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section. Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.

So sex is worth delaying your sorrow to him... It's one thing if this is an isolated moment of assholedom, but men who's actions are driven by their high value of sex could only lead to far worse situations of the same type. If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.

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wow what a douche

If u guys did it that night, then smart of him. BUT im sorry OP that sucks...

It does, but your boyfriend is... a selfish jerk!! Wow... I'm also sorry to hear about your hamsters.

ydi for having aa terrible boyfriend i feel sad

18 it was one hamster and I enjoyed the fight the other day about u being stupid and ugly :)

When I saw your profile pic I though u had sliced your hand

i woulda done tha same hahahaha....sorry bout the hampster tho...

Haha. The hamster almost cock blocked.

You laughed your 'fucking-ass' off? Goodjob.

lol Mi boyfriend said tht to his mom when we waz bout to do it she called him as soon as we started nd he goes mom ur cockblocking

Hahahah. You're dumb.

Well, he's honest. Which is usually a good thing, but not always I suppose. Poor hamster.

Sorry, I thought he had fucked the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section. Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.

That sounds about right. He knew you'd be upset over a stupid hamster. Now a dog or cat totally understandable if you got upset. But I wouldn't let a hamster mess up my chances of getting some tang.

I fucking agree bro

Blame Hamtaro for this one.

ydi for having a hamster

^^^ don't forget "beloved"

I thought you were talking about the movie "Beloved" with Oprah

If I were you I'd never be in the mood... with him ;P

ahhh, men are jerks anyway