Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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odexy 12
Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.
Ashurii328 0
If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/
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mad2physicist 0
First, if you put the dog down and it isn't required by law, then fück you. Not your life. YOU. Animals only bite for reasons and any animal can be cured of its fear/aggression. My hands are covered in scars from working with animals (and every bite was my fault, although I wasn't teasing them, in retrospect each time there was something stupid I was doing), all of whom became model pets in short order. Second, even if it IS required by law it is still your damn fault for teasing it. No wonder you lost your gf if you are that much of an immature wanker. Let us hope you don't find another girl lest you accidentally reproduce, and never get another pet, lest you find a way to fück up its life as well. So yeah. RIP poor dog who got killed because of some fücking moron.
monkeykiller77 0
what's your ******* problem putting your dog down, my dog has bit me bad, but I won't ******* murder him. dude that's low, and I believe in abortions
TheDarkCynder 2
It is a law is some places for an animal who has bitten a human to be put down.
6ixtynin9 2
you were "teasing" the dog so you got bite...then you had to put it down. YDI and **** you sir
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
you're a piece piece of sh*t
GLOCKMAMA 0
It prolly has to do with OP bein in Australia, different laws. When my Pit bit me the hospital was required to report it to DHEC. I cried more over the fear of them tryin to hurt him than the horrible wound they were stitching up. In my case they never contacted me, maybe cuz I told them they'd have to take my Glock from my hands before they could take my baby. Before all you Pit haters jump in, he wasn't vicious in 7 yrs, but reacted in pain & fear when I touched something on his side that turned out to be a cancerous tumor. He was a big baby that slept in my pillow. He didn't "turn" on me & bite, he was predictable, & a very great & loving dog that died 3 months later after thousands of dollars in surgery & chemo.
vanillathirteen 0
your dog does not need to be put down dumb*ss. you have the choice to not do it
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not necessarily. Read some of the other comments before you make yourself look like an idiot. Some places have laws where the dog WOULD need to be put down in this type of situation.
nycy 0
Hey kitten 1. You call him an idiot but you can't spell kitten. Words don't have numbers in them dear. 2. So the person said something you didn't agree with, does that make them an idiot? No. But it does make you look like a bitch when you correct someone stating their opinion. Idiot.
redpump 0
Nah man, a stranger's chihuahua jumped and bit both my dad's inner thighs and it's owner just got a warning from the rangers. I'm in Sydney.
babygirldhayes 0
you should b ashame U teased the dog it WILL bite u duhh.. wat did u think it wld do nibble on ur hand with it's big behind TEETH. u need to get a life nt take 1
snowblack_fml 0
you stupid ******* Americans go **** yourselves seriously.
Jeremy36 0
you deserved all of this you basically killed a dog...