Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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odexy 12
Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.
Ashurii328 0
If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/
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mike3775 39
So let me see if I understand, you knowingly teased the dog, and the dog bit you to the point they say it has to be put down? I say its wrong, you are the one who needs to be put down for teasing the dog in the first place
IntoTheClouds 42
Like you have NEVER teased an animal before.
whitneyness 0
oh my god I'm so sorry :(
TomasT 0
"bit me hard". I bet it wasn't hard compared to what it could have done... you friggin' cry-baby! Agree with #18. Ask for the needle yourself.
schalk 12
c'mon some dogs like to play rough. Mine shredded my shirt once & I still love her
schalk 12
Nobody has thought that maybe it's a young dog and still has very sharp teeth? Geez do you guys know anything about dogs?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Apparently not. It's quite sad, actually, considering how many people own a dog.
iltby 3
If it were a puppy, who was still learning and in the stage of developing and maturing, then that would just make this even more wrong and depressing.
tzolkin 0
you should really just had told them it wasn't your dog and you don't know where the dog is, feel bad for your dog. If I were you I would just hide the dog at a friends and say he escaped and u can't find him, until it all blows over, then take him home. good luck, that is a stupid law. now get off FML and get to it before it's too late.
Dogbite1313 5
Before anyone starts on me I work I animal control. 1. If you are bitten and go to hospital they legally have to inform the proper people. 2. Not everywhere do are there requirements that call for putting dogs to sleep if they bite. but where they do owner gets no choice in the matter, this is also not common practice. I'll try to find some places that do. 3. But they will require them to be kept at a vets or in shelter for a period of time if thy do not have current Rabies Vaccine. 4. Size of dog doesn't matter, one of the biggest cases made is from a Pom biting an infant in in the throat killing it. Please think before you speak.
HappyPickles 11
OP sounds like a sociopath. To make himself feel good, he picks on some other innocent animal and makes them feel bad - bad enough to bite back hard. Perhaps it's this sort of behaviour that caused OP's girlfriend to dump him. YDI
brister280 0
that's messed up you don't tease animals... hello they are animals... no sh*t it bit you and now it has to be put down because you are a jack ass...
JillianlikesVogu 0
it's called being playful. Like, you fake a throw of a ball of slowly move your hand closer and closer to their back.
skyeyez9 25
Did you 'forget' to mention to your parents and the vet, the er doctor the reason WHY your dog bit you? Fess up and save your dog's life! What the hell is wrong with you?