By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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odexy 12

Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.

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Ashurii328 0

If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/

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Enderfish 0

Too bad they can't put you down instead.

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travis_lane_gray 1

the hell'd you narc on your dog. suck it up or lie to the doctors or something. pissant.

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goldhighways 0

ummm u don't have to put the dog down it's your choice you dick

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TheDarkCynder 2

No, in some places it is the law to put down an animal who has bitten a human.

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Ceaszhar 0

wow, u killed 2 things. ur relationship and dog.

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whitecloud197 0

wow. you essentially killed your dog. YDI

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nini_69 0

i dont think that they should have put your dog down for bitin you on accident see i hate the world and how they treat animals one lil bite and oh they need to be put down bullsh*t i hate animal abusers and killers

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Carmenx3 0

Way to go Dipshit.

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