Love: Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and...

By anonymous - 10/11/2012 11:02 - United States

Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "My Sex Life". FML

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By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By ellieinc - 08/08/2016 03:39 - United States - Stacy

Today, my boyfriend bought me Cards Against Humanity because he thinks it would give me some motivation to make friends since I only have one and need three to play. Sad thing is, he's right. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By mainlineloser - 28/11/2014 05:25 - United States - Narberth

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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Yessi_Boo 14

Saturday 10 November 2012 19:52

Oh, right in the ego!

newbiehere99 6

Saturday 10 November 2012 20:14

#1 - Your comment is pathetic.

Comments

xxViixen 1

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:09

I play apples to apples all the time & never have I ever seen a card with the phrase "My sex life". It's a family card game.. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't put that in there... So I call FAKE

winkydog4056 16

Monday 12 November 2012 7:55

Can someone kindly tell me what Apples to Apples is? Yep, im an idiot.....

AJRand 14

Sunday 9 December 2012 7:05

It's a game where someone puts an adjective down then everyone else puts down a noun they think matches the adjective.

Ugi 26

Monday 12 November 2012 11:00

Ouch! I'm sure it was done for the comedy value (which is pretty massive, I must say) but that's gotta' sting! FYL

cajekraze 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 21:08

In all fairness, I would've played that same card to get the win. It's a game, doesn't mean anything

gfty 2

Friday 23 November 2012 6:10

I always throw out the create-a-cards when I play Apples to Apples. They're never funny.

lizliz91 6

Thursday 13 December 2012 8:01

It doesn't necessarily mean her love life is pathetic. The whole point of the game is to win the vote of someone else. And depending on the person, something that is not true but ironic or funny or weird generally wins