By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

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Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
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Peter_Griffin_MD 0

Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

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FrostyNorth 0

a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

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Peter_Griffin_MD 0

Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

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zidane312 0

Yeah, try eating it or something lol. Pounding it really hard also helps.

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extreme_flyboy 0

Wow, how lame do you have to be to look up the rules of 'Never have I ever' online?

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sharpiebandit 0

How lame do you have to be to play stupid drinking games and know all the rules to all of them?

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ohgeez 0

After she said that, did she drink or not?

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runmymouth 0

Wow. -_- Now I have to wonder what happened after she said that.

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FrostyNorth 0

a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

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yay_fml 0

What you should do is step up to the challenge. When I told my ex that I didn't seem to be able to have an ****** from intercourse, he was like "Ok." and never caught on to my attempts to increase foreplay and what not. Be that awesome boyfriend who gives a girl her first ******!!

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