Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
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kitchenwhizz
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Your friend sucks
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AbstraktThoughts
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Who the fuck still siphons gas? God damn.
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Olivxr
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how did your friend have all of that gas on him the whole way back?
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AbstraktThoughts
| 13
He siphoned the gas and put it in fucking zip lock bags. Duh. *sarcasm
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TurquoiseJesus
| 15
Clearly he drank it all, pissed it out when he got home, carefully filtered it to just be the gas, and put it in his car. Come now, I thought that was quite obvious.
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MrCatman1125
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1, buddy put it in his car..
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MizzErikaHart
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Or is it possible that it was some random person not associated with op?
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MrCatman1125
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86 has a point.
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kitchenwhizz
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Your friend sucks
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Unibear
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Get him to pay you back for what he stole..
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jezane
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So much for a friend in need is a friend indeed...
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FYLminesGREAT
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I'm not sure about you but in my personal dictionary he/she is no longer a friend.
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teamlightskin
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That "friend" would be walking home.
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oj101
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Actually, you can. That's messed up.
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cosmosis
| 12
Theft is still theft no matter how much you sugar coat it... What makes it even worse is that a "friend" did it.
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T1A2Z3
| 34
The price of food these days. We should all just rob supermarkets.
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AbstraktThoughts
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Who the fuck still siphons gas? God damn.
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lilhellian
| 26
People that don't want to pay $3.20+ a gallon? Nah that's to obvious it's the flying purple llamas.
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AbstraktThoughts
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3.20?! Where do you live, so I can move there? I'm paying 3.89 and THAT'S cheap :o
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lilhellian
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It's actually 3.40 but i get a discount for being family friend. :D
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redbluegreen
| 40
Some stores in Oregon offer $3.10 if you have a membership.
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andy70707
| 6
Gosh, you Americans complaining about fuel prices. In the Uk, it's about £1.40/Litre which works out at around $8/gallon.
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lilhellian
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26 I'm sure you'd complain if it spiked to $3.20. 25 Walmart does something similar. places on interstate are like 4.30+
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Angelous505
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28- he wouldn't complain at 3.20 a gal he would rejoice if his is $8 a gal
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lilhellian
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I meant 3.20 a litre sorry. I can't edit it.
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happle
| 21
Shit you guys, it's like $4.05 over here.
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ElricMustang
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Seriously? It's about $4.39 here, mainly because of the hurricane and no-one being able to get gas.
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xXHollowIchigoXx
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Maybe it's because I'm young, I don't know. But I always see people complain about gas prices and what-not. $3-4 a gallon? That sounds pretty cheap to me. Thats chump change.
But I'm in no position to talk, until I get a car. :P
But I'm in no position to talk, until I get a car. :P
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you_failed
| 15
Because of Sandy, I'm paying about $4.19 a freakin' gallon! :( I need to move where you guys live!
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lilhellian
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46 Before Obama took office the prices were about 1.50 with occasional spikes to 2.00. So instead of like 12 gallons for 20, you get like 5-7 depending where you are maybe less.
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lilhellian
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53 I'm not a bandwagon I simply stated how it ended up. Besides I have a feeling you're one of the ones who voted for him to prove you're not racist.
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coducks
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$3.20 is expensive for gas, considering the national minimum wage is around $6..
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SakataGintoki
| 9
One of these times to be glad I'm Canadian; it's only 1:39$ here c:
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ThomasScott
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58-The National Minimum wage is $7.25.
On another not gas is only $3.07 for total 100% gas where I live, no ethanol.
On another not gas is only $3.07 for total 100% gas where I live, no ethanol.
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lilhellian
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58 where do you live? I don't know any place like that.
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twinny_sc
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Gas here in Arkansas is $3.15. I'll stop complaining because if I had to pay $3.89 I'd be fucking pissed.
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Nutz101
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Damn you guys are lucky. Where I live it costs 4.50
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PhishloverA
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Except your ethnicity has nothing to do with how much you pay for gas. I think you mean you're glad to live in Canada
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metalwolf
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46- You have to realize that your car holds more than a single gallon of gas. My car used to cost 20 dollars to get a full tank. It would be even worse if I had a truck like my dads which has much worse fuel economy and a larger tank. Throwing out 30 dollars a week would make some people upset.
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drewflav
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59 - $1.39/L is roughly $5.25/gal without converting currency. That's mighty expensive gas for this continent.
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ajeppsen
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#46 if your tank holds around 12 gallons the price will be around $48. correct me if I'm wrong but I believe most gas tanks hold way more than my example.
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GrammarTeacher
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It's only 3.02 here, was actually just under 3 for a bit.
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DerrickJames
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In my part of California we pay 5.00$ for a gallon of gas.
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loveashlley
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46- 3-4$ doesn't sound bad, but cars take about 13 gallons to fill up. So say, 13 gallons, at 4$ is about 52 bucks for a full tank of gas. Multiply that by maybe two weeks (and that's being generous) and you end up paying a rough minimum of 104 dollars a month depending how much you drive. It all begins to add up.
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lorraineald
| 7
In Texas the most expensive I've seen for regular gas was $3.29.
My friend found gas for $3.16 it was like a miracle from baby Jesus himself.
My friend found gas for $3.16 it was like a miracle from baby Jesus himself.
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mzrobinson
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I'm in tx and gas is 3.45 average but in my NM hometown the lowest is 2.85!!
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chippa
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I live in Vancouver, BC, Canada, and it is has been $4.50/gallon for a few weeks now. And that is a really good price compared to the $5.50 that it had been steadily for a couple years! Consider yourselves lucky. :3
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chippa
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In Vancouver, BC, Canada, it has been around $4.50/gallon for about two weeks now. And that's a really good price compared to the steady $5.50 that it had been for a couple years! Consider yourselves lucky. :3
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hunteredmundson
| 17
A cars tank is usually a lot more than 13 gallons, my truck is 30 (yes I know a truck will have a bigger tank than a car, but still 13 gallons is not a lot of gas)
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awkwardloveannie
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gas was 2.19 for a while here now its back to 3.29 a gallon
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fancymega
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Great "friend" you got there.
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nancyschmancy
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Is anyone else confused by this FML?
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emeraldisle
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What are you confused about exactly?
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AllyyK
| 9
No, just you apparently.
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redbluegreen
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If you're still confused, wire me $25 and I'll explain it to you slowly with pictures.
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nancyschmancy
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I'm sure that is the only way you can explain it.
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emeraldisle
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I hope you're able to find out which friend and kick their arse.
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gc327072
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*sigh* such a noob way to steal gas. Siphoning is so 20th century.
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nancyschmancy
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Gas siphoning became popular again when gas hit $4 a gallon. Not so ridiculous when a 5 gallon can holds $20 worth of gas.
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gc327072
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17- so has RFID gas card hacking, which can fill up an entire tank, and has the least risk of confrontation.
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StoryOfTheYear
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The real way to make money off of gas is to but hundreds of gallons at the prices they are now. Then in a few years sell it all for reduce loudly low prices after gas hits 10 bucks a gallon. Fool-proof.
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thrAsHeRr9081
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Gas goes bad.
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Luv_bug45
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I had the same thought when I was younger, then I realized that gas goes bad so it wouldn't work.
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maddygirl820
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Wow good thing it sounds like you're no longer friends anymore though
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emiily_annee
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Opal
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nancyschmancy
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How he knows one of his friends siphoned it?
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nancyschmancy
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Oops! That comment was directed at 11.
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lilhellian
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I'm guessing he didn't or the fml would have: I got my ass kicked trying to get my gas back. Or it would be: Today i got my ass kicked for siphoning my friends gas.
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Lazaruk
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Seeing as a few FMLs lack specification in some ways, that was either an assumption on OPs part or OP had some evidence to go off of.