By crazyk2468 - 26/04/2012 17:29 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

That must of hurt. I'm guessing it would be like a boulder going through a straw.

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olpally 32

Only in wal-mart this would happen... Lol, this fml put a smile on my face :)

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Sorry that happened to you, but it's Nasty af!

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crackz12 10

**** walmart! Im glad you shat on their floor walmart should be executed.

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primadonna9396 16

Yeah, I was just going to add that if this had to happen that Wal-Mart was probably the least conspicuous place. Could have been worse OP, you could have been in Target

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j_cat187 19

I hope to see you in the people of walmart

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Michael_92 20

To each his own? ha

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Incredibly_Dope 0

Don't take that crap from him...

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Michael_92 20

I always love coming back to old comments and just wondering what made you write such a stupid comment. I can't be the only one.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

That must of hurt. I'm guessing it would be like a boulder going through a straw.

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SkoomaKi 27

How would one report inappropriate profiles pictures on this website? I believe I've just found one^

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mk58 31

Ugh! MY EYES!! Please remove this disturbing image off of this website where it can hurt innocent people!

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yuri63f6 7

Oh gawd... The mentat image... It hurts so bad!! :'(

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grahambertus 11

Once, someone scared the literal bejesus out of me. I haven't been the same since.

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Sarah_moustache 9

At least it finally came out..

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MoroseMoose 47

And without taking harsh laxatives! Kind of a win.

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Cad6 24

OP: Unghhhhh could you unghhh do unghhhh it now unhggggg? Brother: Boo! OP: Thanks. Now let's by a new pair of pants and undies and I'll be good to go.

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ariannaimelda 7

That's probably not the worst thing WalMart has experienced too lol

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Bigbrodza 3

That is true. I work at the fitting rooms, and someone decided to take a big smelly dump in one of them.

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MrBrightside21 20

74 - Sorry about that...

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kateRAWR 4

Well at least u had a shit , better than pain of shit being stuck .... Or it was worse coz it was HIGHLY EMBARRASSING ... Sorry op hope u feel better :(

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Ruffclue 9

Is ur brother happen to be Chuck Norris??

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minionfan 0

Reading this comment literally hurt me.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Chuck Norris is disappointed at this comment.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Shouldn't the comment be exempt of all errors for just having the name Chuck Norris in it?

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olpally 32

Chuck norris is going to punch us all in the face after reading this thread *runs away and hides*

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Bigbrodza 3

It is utterly pointless to hide from Chuck Norris. He always finds you. You can't run, and you can't hide.

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SkoomaKi 27

Can I get your brother's phone number? I may require his services. It's the sausages and bacon that really ***** me up...

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SkoomaKi 27

#29 - I'm going to cut your chest open with a blunt butter knife, rip out your small intestines and skip with them :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I rather shove them feet first through a tree shredder.

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mk58 31

B-but, 32, 29 is only a poor little kitty cat. You wouldn't do that to an itty bitty kitty, would you?

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kooochris1995 14

66 it looks like an evil cat to me. Lol

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krysxkatastrophe 14

It's okay, Wal-Mart is probably used to that.

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queen_awks 16

But OP probably isn't!

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btstig 11

Problem solved. You should be thanking him.

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