By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML
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mrda 0
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Problem: Mistress Solution: Run over the mistress. Problem: Solved

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Jewelofagal 2
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Your response: "I'm not going to alter my living arrangements on the fly so it will be more convenient for you and your mistress to set up your love nest ASAP. It will take some time. You will need to be patient and remember that you're supposed to be my father and look out for my well-being. "

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type1 3
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That sucks ..

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FarSide 22
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LOL. New Jersey! ROFLMAO! Like no place else.

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fawfulster 11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdmWEkk2wtM

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harryman04 0
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that's aliterate to absorb In one day. something similar happened to me except he excpected me to care about him. I don't give a tiny rat fuck about him. burn in hell Scott.

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misslizzeh 0
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sounds like my parents. sorry dude.

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Michael_92 20
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So you ever find that apartment?

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Turnip_Girl 0
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Sorry about your parents. In more ways than one.

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mrlucky4444 0
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what a wonderful dad u have

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xxcrazybestiexx 0
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That one bad Conversation to have on the phone...., Sorry about ur parents, really fucked up. FYL

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rick_james_b17ch 0
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Your dads gonna buy u an apartment? That's awesome.

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Star9919 0
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He's not going to buy him/her an apartment, genius. His/her father is kicking them out, and their mother. I'm so sorry! Best of luck with your situation! I'd go tell him off if I were you. :) Good luck

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rick_james_b17ch 0
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Thank you for clearing that up, and thank you for wishing me good luck, good luck to you too.

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misspeg 0
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sorry 2 hear that. going through parents divorce is tough. on top of that u gotta deal with ur selfish dad and his new life too. FYL

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Peroxide 3
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What's with the exactly midnight? Did your car also turn into a pumkin and you had to go work for your asshole sisters with 1 shoe missing? Oh and if you're looking for a new apartment I hear that woman living in a shoe has a spare room.

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Dazzling_African 0
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I'm not gonna say sorry to you... D< Just...FYL. Have fun. :]

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caancoha 0
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Peroxide.. lol. Thanks. Great start to my day. <:

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