Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML
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type1
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That sucks ..
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FarSide
| 22
LOL. New Jersey! ROFLMAO!
Like no place else.
Like no place else.
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fawfulster
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdmWEkk2wtM
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harryman04
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that's aliterate to absorb In one day. something similar happened to me except he excpected me to care about him. I don't give a tiny rat fuck about him. burn in hell Scott.
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misslizzeh
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sounds like my parents. sorry dude.
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Michael_92
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So you ever find that apartment?
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Turnip_Girl
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Sorry about your parents. In more ways than one.
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mrlucky4444
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what a wonderful dad u have
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xxcrazybestiexx
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That one bad Conversation to have on the phone....,
Sorry about ur parents, really fucked up.
FYL
Sorry about ur parents, really fucked up.
FYL
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rick_james_b17ch
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Your dads gonna buy u an apartment? That's awesome.
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Star9919
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He's not going to buy him/her an apartment, genius. His/her father is kicking them out, and their mother.
I'm so sorry! Best of luck with your situation! I'd go tell him off if I were you.
:) Good luck
I'm so sorry! Best of luck with your situation! I'd go tell him off if I were you.
:) Good luck
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rick_james_b17ch
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Thank you for clearing that up, and thank you for wishing me good luck, good luck to you too.
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misspeg
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sorry 2 hear that. going through parents divorce is tough. on top of that u gotta deal with ur selfish dad and his new life too. FYL
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Peroxide
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What's with the exactly midnight? Did your car also turn into a pumkin and you had to go work for your asshole sisters with 1 shoe missing?
Oh and if you're looking for a new apartment I hear that woman living in a shoe has a spare room.
Oh and if you're looking for a new apartment I hear that woman living in a shoe has a spare room.
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Dazzling_African
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I'm not gonna say sorry to you... D<
Just...FYL.
Have fun. :]
Just...FYL.
Have fun. :]
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caancoha
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Peroxide.. lol. Thanks. Great start to my day. <:
Solution: Run over the mistress.
Problem: Solved