FML : Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida...

Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 17 October 2009 07:52 / United States

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By mrda | 0

#624505 - Saturday 17 October 2009 17:20

Problem: Mistress
Solution: Run over the mistress.
Problem: Solved

By Jewelofagal | 2

#624493 - Saturday 17 October 2009 17:05

Your response: "I'm not going to alter my living arrangements on the fly so it will be more convenient for you and your mistress to set up your love nest ASAP. It will take some time. You will need to be patient and remember that you're supposed to be my father and look out for my well-being. "

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By type1 | 3

#624382 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:35

That sucks ..

FarSide | 22

#624573 - Saturday 17 October 2009 18:21

LOL. New Jersey! ROFLMAO!

Like no place else.

fawfulster | 11

#624627 - Saturday 17 October 2009 19:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdmWEkk2wtM

harryman04 | 0

#893441 - Friday 26 February 2010 7:39

that's aliterate to absorb In one day. something similar happened to me except he excpected me to care about him. I don't give a tiny rat fuck about him. burn in hell Scott.

By misslizzeh | 0

#624385 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:35

sounds like my parents. sorry dude.

Michael_92 | 19

#3866046 - Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:02

So you ever find that apartment?

By Turnip_Girl | 0

#624388 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:36

Sorry about your parents. In more ways than one.

By mrlucky4444 | 0

#624390 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:37

what a wonderful dad u have

By xxcrazybestiexx | 0

#624403 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:46

That one bad Conversation to have on the phone....,
Sorry about ur parents, really fucked up.
FYL

By rick_james_b17ch | 0

#624411 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:51

Your dads gonna buy u an apartment? That's awesome.

Star9919 | 0

#624436 - Saturday 17 October 2009 16:07

He's not going to buy him/her an apartment, genius. His/her father is kicking them out, and their mother.

I'm so sorry! Best of luck with your situation! I'd go tell him off if I were you.
:) Good luck

rick_james_b17ch | 0

#625151 - Sunday 18 October 2009 2:59

Thank you for clearing that up, and thank you for wishing me good luck, good luck to you too.

By misspeg | 0

#624414 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:55

sorry 2 hear that. going through parents divorce is tough. on top of that u gotta deal with ur selfish dad and his new life too. FYL

By Peroxide | 3

#624423 - Saturday 17 October 2009 16:00

What's with the exactly midnight? Did your car also turn into a pumkin and you had to go work for your asshole sisters with 1 shoe missing?

Oh and if you're looking for a new apartment I hear that woman living in a shoe has a spare room.