That's terrible 😱

Indeed

What's wrong with enjoying a few boxes of wine every evening?

I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or not, but if your not; its really not fun living with an alcoholic

liking because I'm the only one who found it funny.

Hope what ever you do work out

Stay and get drunk with Mom!

sucks to be you but I would take the sober parent with your dad gone she may turn anger or stupidity to you.

Given those two choices, I'd pick dad.

you should go with your dad!

How much do YOU like wine?

If your 17 or under you need to go with your dad , you will make friends

I’m guessing that since this is an FML, that your mom is not the wine connoisseur type of wine lover. Given two bad choices, you need to do what is best for you ... your sanity, your health, and your general well-being. If your mom is an alcoholic, you are going to spend a lot of time baby sitting her or otherwise cleaning up her messes. I can’t emphasize this enough: take care of yourself, don’t let your parents take their drama out on you.