By PukinFireman - 17/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, it was my first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but sucked it up. About ten minutes after we finished, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slapped me in the back. I forcefully vomited all over my new Lieutenant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 099
You deserved it 5 091

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DoingItWrong 0

Aww ... you didn't even make it to the ritualized hazing later in the day =(

That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.

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Turnip_Girl 0

Did the food at least taste good? On the way down, I mean. >_>

Ajjas013 6

Maybe it would be better if you had cookie duties. This is in all the movies man, the guy goes to lunch with his girlfriend, to Indian, he can't handle Indian but doesn't say anything. Later on he spends the rest of his date in the bathroom.

cookie duties?

Cookie duties means that he eats a lot of food (usually spicy), takes a HUGE dump with a whole bunch of flecks in it (like chocolate chip cookie dough), puts the pieces of shit on a baking tray in small individual pieces, and bakes it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 minutes. Then he eats it.

Ajjas013 6

Ahh dude you're killing me. You should be a comedian.

You have ruined eating chocolate chip cookies for me. Now I'll always think of poop >.<

DoingItWrong 0

Aww ... you didn't even make it to the ritualized hazing later in the day =(

lexxiii 17

Third!

YDI for yodeling...

xxcrazybestiexx 0

Omg! One word: ew! That's horrible! FYL

Mx_Rider 6

dudeee that sucks im a prob firefighter i know how u feel

That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.

Sorry but YDI for putting yourself in that position. As a firefighter, you need to keep yourself in condition to be ready to go fight a fire! Your job can't force you to eat foods that you're allergic to or make you sick, plenty of people are put into a state of pain from spicy foods. Ulcers, acid reflex, etc. Lesson learned.

He never said he was forced to, it was his first day on the job and he didn't want to ruin it so he "sucked it up".

i love spicy food! cant live with out it! but it sucks for u.... and ur Lieutenant... lmao!

btw- sorry if my comment comes up twice, my comp.s messed up!