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cookie duties?
Cookie duties means that he eats a lot of food (usually spicy), takes a HUGE dump with a whole bunch of flecks in it (like chocolate chip cookie dough), puts the pieces of shit on a baking tray in small individual pieces, and bakes it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 minutes. Then he eats it.
You have ruined eating chocolate chip cookies for me. Now I'll always think of poop >.<
YDI for yodeling...
That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.
Sorry but YDI for putting yourself in that position. As a firefighter, you need to keep yourself in condition to be ready to go fight a fire! Your job can't force you to eat foods that you're allergic to or make you sick, plenty of people are put into a state of pain from spicy foods. Ulcers, acid reflex, etc. Lesson learned.
He never said he was forced to, it was his first day on the job and he didn't want to ruin it so he "sucked it up".
i love spicy food! cant live with out it! but it sucks for u.... and ur Lieutenant... lmao!
btw- sorry if my comment comes up twice, my comp.s messed up!
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Aww ... you didn't even make it to the ritualized hazing later in the day =(
That's the least of your troubles. Fortunately your firefighter training will come in handy later when you shit fire.