Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
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Top comments
hotpinklovee 0
I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.
bipolarchipmunk 0
Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.
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Comments (165)
tehhotness 0
hahahah, #20. what a ****
godawgs313 0
wow...with siblings like you, who needs internet ****?
Sure_Thing 0
Yeah, I think the true FML is that, not only do you give ******** on a regular basis, and are experienced enough to be considered "good", but that this information has thus been interspersed through your circle of friends. Quite the... um... reputation to have.
Senasams 14
What's wrong with giving ********? What's wrong with your friends knowing about these?
XDNLxtlz99 0
Dumbass. lol @ 12 and 15!
gmnotyet 0
#20 ROFLMAO
Otium_fml 3
Ouch, Unlucky... >_
tehhotness 0
I love when the OP name matches the FML. Poor Timmy, his sister is a *****
xMooMoox 0
I love how your name is I'm Sorry Timmy! Haha Atleast it wasn't your mom and she was all "I'll have to try that on your father ;)"
kwbuzz23wk 0
#20 makes a good point
SweetSoldier 0
Thats nothing its not even FML