FML : Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great...

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Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By imsorrytimmy - / Thursday 2 April 2009 15:34 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By hotpinklovee | 0

#77501 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:10

I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.

By bipolarchipmunk | 0

#77473 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:03

Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.

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By bipolarchipmunk | 0

#77473 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:03

Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.

noobgang7 | 5

#853650 - Sunday 14 February 2010 3:45

he showed you how to give a blowjob?

oh op.. did ur bro use ur tips?

depotst | 0

#976876 - Friday 9 April 2010 16:50

I wonder what was said exactly.. interesting,

1221jamw | 11

#984920 - Monday 26 April 2010 2:58

8 is a little young....

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1308684 - Friday 27 August 2010 16:27

"Sally told me about tootsie pops and stuff today!"

nateypooo | 0

#1368671 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 8:35

ahahahahahaa it's ok Ive done it too

YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1455892 - Saturday 25 September 2010 7:06

poor Timmy:(

chenny2013 | 10

#3344670 - Sunday 25 September 2011 18:03

Ur dad taught you how to give a blowjob?! WTF???!!!!

unicornpower56 | 7

#5083786 - Friday 26 October 2012 10:35

I learned what sex is by myself when I was 7, don't even know how. And learned what a blow job is at 10.... Dafuq is wrong with me

jerryj | 27

#6184718 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:15

Don't know...but it's definitely nothing to be proud of!

By effevery1slife | 0

#77477 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:04

chipmunk... ur dad taught u how to give good oral at age 8?

rockindyl22 | 0

#2831552 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:19

Comment Moderated

By esushi | 0

#77492 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:07

#2- I think it was an attempt at humor.

By lovely_189 | 0

#77499 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:09

youze a hoe fo sho

By Jasper_fml | 0

#77500 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:09

ew.
dude, you're a creep.

Epickitty58 | 29

#6279254 - Saturday 2 May 2015 3:57

People make mistakes. I'm such a klutz I could've done the same thing. Don't act like you're perfect.

By hotpinklovee | 0

#77501 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:10

I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.

TapeMan_3000 | 0

#884078 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:58

^^ this. kids these days hahaha.

burningmatch | 3

#5307064 - Thursday 3 January 2013 15:37

Ever occurred to you they might live in different cities? Maybe the girl is studying away? Not everybody on the internet is a 12-year-old living with their families, you know?

Dawminator | 16

#6030093 - Thursday 7 August 2014 9:34

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By 5ive | 0

#77509 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:11

LOL. & how do you know this

By Amkii | 0

#77511 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:11

LMFAO.

By blland | 0

#77516 - Thursday 2 April 2009 20:13

#6 - examples include "i'm at college" "i'm in england" and/or "i'm hospitalized".

and any other reasons why a brother isn't necessarily just next door.