Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
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hotpinklovee 0
I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.
bipolarchipmunk 0
Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.
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Comments (165)
hahah808 0
wow hahah normally i'm just like "omg i know, hes so retarded...oh sorry wrong window lol" but i've never done a "then you need to lick in slow circles behind.....oh sorry...wrong window.." that's a mistake no one should ever make haha. oh and just wait until the bratty tattle tale side of your little brother comes out and he tells his parents EXACTLY what you told him..something tells me that the next family dinner will be an interesting one :)
Oh_shiTTgirl_727 0
oh_shitt fail to the highest degree
QDogs 0
Whoa #33, do you have plans for the evening?
save_me_08 0
Somehow i don't think the OP's name is a coincidence...
Quag 0
BJs..... all you need is practice and of course a good technique (lollipops ;) )
crazy_cat_lady 0
I hope you told your little brother that it's important not to neglect the testicles.
save_me_08 0
I just thought of something... what if the OP is a guy and the friend is a girl who like wanted to know what was good for him so she could use it on her "partner". The younger brother sees the message and brings in mom/dad to find out what it means (this of course is assuming he doesn't already know...young kids know more about sex and the like than we give them credit for)... In this situation the OP really has some explaining to do...not only that but we will probably be seeing another "my parents think i'm gay due to unfortunate circumstances" fml
liljon3 0
you don't look at the screen while your type?
c_h_l_o_e_fml 0
Your friend should look at a porno if she wants to know how to give a ********... Ah well... Harsh times.
marz88 0
#1 should be posting an FML that includes him, his dad, and a ******* session >.>