Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
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Top comments
hotpinklovee 0
I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.
bipolarchipmunk 0
Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.
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Comments (165)
justjayit 0
LMAO it doesn't take too much to check the window you're typing in, pal.
sleepless15_p 0
YDI Idiot.
VampJesus 0
Im worry about #1 she got to be messed from her dad treaching her how give good BJ
love_revived 0
F your life? More like F your brother's life.
17Master 0
Your bro is gonna pay the consequences because you didn't pay attention.
xchd22x 0
well you need to pay attention to your IMs more. and ur brother may be screwed for life...as for #1 wtf would ur dad teach you how to give bj's at the age of 8?....unless he was giving you the talk it has to be crazy
shadow7_fml 0
#1 was obviously joking, what the hell is wrong with you people?
McEuph 0
What the ****? I posted one just like this before you, and it got denied.
Renix_fml 0
Reading these comments was funnier than the FML!
nodbor 11
good thing it was not a video message.