Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML
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Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
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hotpinklovee 0
I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.
bipolarchipmunk 0
Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.
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Neenertastic 0
I think pretty much every month Cosmo has a page devoted to this very subject. About fellatio that is, not messaging your little brother in great detail about it. Oh well. He has to learn about it somehow, one day. Wait, no he doesn't...
Monty_Python 0
Ooh that sucks. FYL. It was an accident so you didn't deserve it.
KyleOkposofan 0
"Today, I was talking with my friend on MSN. I was asking her how to give a good ********, but I think she might have thought I was kidding because she responds "Sponge Bob isn't on until 5 today." She doesn't think I can give a serious ********. FML"
xkaokaox 0
don't worry, hopefully he is not flexible :)
elina_fml 0
#57: rofflemayo!
cyndyv 0
WOW at 33....ur not cool and that rlly sux haha i do think that you shouldve talked on the phone or in person instead of online
imani_fml 0
wooow too muchh for a 9 yr old
fantome_fml 0
What does a nine year old have to talk about on MSN "Oh I had fun at recess today, tommorow I should be the red power ranger"?
sunshinedust_fml 1
I think #1 meant the sex talk...not the "BJs 101" lecture
wholeon 0
People used to do this to me all the time (when I talked to lots of folks on IM), and being that I have *never* done it, I always thought it was some sort of subconscious ploy to say something to me they wouldn't otherwise. The creepiest one was definitely when someone "accidentally" sent me a cyber sex message when we were NOT that kind of friends and having an otherwise mundane conversation. O.O