Kids: Today, for the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, and I started tearing up. Noticing my emotion, he looked at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." and walked out of the room. FML

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cherries62212 16

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:11

Be happy it was there for a second!:)

TheComedyAudio 29

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:16

At least he said it. Some dads don't come home

cherries62212 16

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:11

Be happy it was there for a second!:)

ThatOneGuy719 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 5:21

It was there for a second aaaaand now it's gone

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 31 May 2014 5:13

what motivated him to say he's proud of you but to snatch that back when you're moved to tears? Perhaps retort that you pick his home...?

JJ_V3N0M 19

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:13

Just remember this day by heart OP.

Paco_el_Taco 17

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:13

Way to blow it.

ycrem0n 21

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:15

Troll Dad Strikes!

TheComedyAudio 29

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:16

At least he said it. Some dads don't come home

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 1 June 2014 14:44

"My mom's at the grocery store and my dad left to get scratchers. I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago..." (Iron Man 3)

superwholock99 1

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Friday 6 June 2014 4:46

"Dad's on a hunting trip and hasn't been back in a few days"

Kamon97 23

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:19

We'll keep doing whatever you did that made him proud in the first place :)

Warmonger_Smurf 29

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:22

So much for daddy's little girl.

trashcan_man 16

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:23

People like OPs dad piss me off. Kindness is only given as an opportunity to screw you later.

harrison99 4

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:23

I'll just invest this money aaaaand it's gone! I'm sorry about that but I couldn't help to think about South Park

HeatherFeatherB 31

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:27

Don't worry, that's exactly what I was thinking, too.

LostInTheZone11 29

Saturday 31 May 2014 5:50

This line is for people with money. Please step aside.

Crofty92 17

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Saturday 31 May 2014 11:58

Excuse me boys we need to borrow your squirrels.

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