By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
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Hammer1722 19

Look on the bright side OP, you didn't crash!

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VoldooPed 20
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Taste good?

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Hammer1722 19

Look on the bright side OP, you didn't crash!

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VoldooPed 20
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Taste good?

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gobiteme2 34

Just like chicken.

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LilMissCanadian 22
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Did you swallow a spider? And then a bird? And then a cat?

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may14th 26
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And usually it's the motorcycle drivers acting like assholes on the road

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VoldooPed 20
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Queen_bee1234 21
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#5 Do you need some water for that thirst?

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Lalala579121 27
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Well OP did honk and yell at a bug, so that's at least acting a little bit like an asshole.

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Levi2411 41
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Really? I'd have to disagree with that one. Vehicle owners are much more inclined to be assholes on the road. They can be assholes all they want in their clunk of metal. Then we have motorcycle drivers, where one wrong turn and moment of road rage off-balance, and they're going to eat the pavement.

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Badkarma4u 17

Really, I've never seen a guy on a motorcycle, text, eat, sleep, read a book, put on makeup, shave, tie his tie, get a blowjob, flash a trucker, jerk off, fish around on the floor for somethibg he dropped, yell at his kids, or watch a movie while driving.

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Mons_fml 27
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Look on the bright side OP, free nutrience!

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fpants2010 18

Nutrients*

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Mons_fml 27
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Aw, dang it!

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cacheson 41
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Mmmm, protein!

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Wizardo 33

Those censorship sounds are evolving into buzzes now.

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Lalala579121 27
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Am I the only one who finds the wording of that second sentence really weird? The wording makes it sound like OP honked and swore because of the bug flying into their mouth.

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katertott 44
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That's exactly how I read it. It's confusing.

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izntdan 14

Sounds like he really bugged you

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hutchinsons2 8
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If you had been wearing a full face helmet like you should have been, you wouldn't have swallowed a bug. YDI.

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KayDee29 31
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Yup. I 100% agree.

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allforfun 23
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I agree as well

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Adam_Power58 16
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Just some bad look which you want to forget Hey Atleast you didn't crash or anything worse

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