Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
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Hammer1722
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Look on the bright side OP, you didn't crash!
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VoldooPed
| 20
Taste good?
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Hammer1722
| 19
Look on the bright side OP, you didn't crash!
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VoldooPed
| 20
Taste good?
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gobiteme2
| 34
Just like chicken.
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
Did you swallow a spider? And then a bird? And then a cat?
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may14th
| 26
And usually it's the motorcycle drivers acting like assholes on the road
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VoldooPed
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Queen_bee1234
| 21
#5 Do you need some water for that thirst?
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Lalala579121
| 27
Well OP did honk and yell at a bug, so that's at least acting a little bit like an asshole.
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Levi2411
| 39
Really? I'd have to disagree with that one. Vehicle owners are much more inclined to be assholes on the road. They can be assholes all they want in their clunk of metal. Then we have motorcycle drivers, where one wrong turn and moment of road rage off-balance, and they're going to eat the pavement.
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Badkarma4u
| 17
Really, I've never seen a guy on a motorcycle, text, eat, sleep, read a book, put on makeup, shave, tie his tie, get a blowjob, flash a trucker, jerk off, fish around on the floor for somethibg he dropped, yell at his kids, or watch a movie while driving.
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Mons_fml
| 27
Look on the bright side OP, free nutrience!
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fpants2010
| 18
Nutrients*
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Mons_fml
| 27
Aw, dang it!
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cacheson
| 41
Mmmm, protein!
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Wizardo
| 33
Those censorship sounds are evolving into buzzes now.
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Lalala579121
| 27
Am I the only one who finds the wording of that second sentence really weird? The wording makes it sound like OP honked and swore because of the bug flying into their mouth.
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katertott
| 44
That's exactly how I read it. It's confusing.
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izntdan
| 14
Sounds like he really bugged you
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hutchinsons2
| 8
If you had been wearing a full face helmet like you should have been, you wouldn't have swallowed a bug. YDI.
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KayDee29
| 31
Yup. I 100% agree.
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allforfun
| 23
I agree as well
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Adam_Power58
| 16
Just some bad look which you want to forget Hey Atleast you didn't crash or anything worse