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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By hahahah111 - 25/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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Hammer1722 19

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:47

Look on the bright side OP, you didn't crash!

VoldooPed 20

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:48

Taste good?

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Hammer1722 19

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:47

Look on the bright side OP, you didn't crash!

VoldooPed 20

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:48

Taste good?

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 13 December 2015 14:41

Just like chicken.

LilMissCanadian 22

Sunday 13 December 2015 15:38

Did you swallow a spider? And then a bird? And then a cat?

may14th 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:49

And usually it's the motorcycle drivers acting like assholes on the road

VoldooPed 20

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:53

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Queen_bee1234 21

Sunday 13 December 2015 13:47

#5 Do you need some water for that thirst?

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 14:03

Well OP did honk and yell at a bug, so that's at least acting a little bit like an asshole.

Levi2411 41

Sunday 13 December 2015 18:12

Really? I'd have to disagree with that one. Vehicle owners are much more inclined to be assholes on the road. They can be assholes all they want in their clunk of metal. Then we have motorcycle drivers, where one wrong turn and moment of road rage off-balance, and they're going to eat the pavement.

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 14 December 2015 6:25

Really, I've never seen a guy on a motorcycle, text, eat, sleep, read a book, put on makeup, shave, tie his tie, get a *******, flash a trucker, jerk off, fish around on the floor for somethibg he dropped, yell at his kids, or watch a movie while driving.

Mons_fml 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:50

Look on the bright side OP, free nutrience!

fpants2010 18

Sunday 13 December 2015 14:51

Nutrients*

Mons_fml 27

Monday 14 December 2015 11:29

Aw, dang it!

cacheson 41

Sunday 13 December 2015 13:05

Mmmm, protein!

Wizardo 33

Sunday 13 December 2015 13:20

Those censorship sounds are evolving into buzzes now.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 13:35

Am I the only one who finds the wording of that second sentence really weird? The wording makes it sound like OP honked and swore because of the bug flying into their mouth.

katertott 44

Sunday 13 December 2015 18:09

That's exactly how I read it. It's confusing.

izntdan 14

Sunday 13 December 2015 14:17

Sounds like he really bugged you

hutchinsons2 8

Sunday 13 December 2015 14:26

If you had been wearing a full face helmet like you should have been, you wouldn't have swallowed a bug. YDI.

KayDee29 31

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:44

Yup. I 100% agree.

allforfun 23

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:55

I agree as well

Adam_Power58 16

Sunday 13 December 2015 14:30

Just some bad look which you want to forget Hey Atleast you didn't crash or anything worse

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