Nice, thanks

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
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plethora 3

"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".

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turtlellama 0

Haha, so maybe you should carry around some perfume or something?

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chaos753159 4

or mabye you should just bathe? If not then perfum works

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eddles 0

watd u smell like, maybe u ate sompin tht smells bad or sompin like onins

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ximeldax 0

^i would thumbs up.. if i knew what you were saying.

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koolkat27 13

maybe op was just wearing funny smelling perfume...

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triscuit 0

lol, wow I'm sorry. Please go buy new soap, shampoo, and conditioner.

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breenarae25 0

no offense but u are kinda ugly, ( my friends agreed with me too)

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Charlotteeexx 0

no offence but you're kind of a bitch (and everyone agrees with me)

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SadinSherman 16

Just because a little girl said she smelled funny,all she needs is soap,water,and deodorant

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GhettoToaster 0

maybe you should invest in some perfume?

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ilikepie789 0

wow invest is a fancy word for a ghetto toaster

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dino_witha_cape 0

you know you smell when a 5 year old that probably plays in dirt and pees their pants thinks you smell bad.

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acertijo 0

hahahahaha you smelled funny :|

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RayMo_fml 1

so are your abs, my friend .

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Duckie101 0

Bad oral hygien?

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ztc14gk 0

Problem: "You smell funny" Solution: Wear a nice little thing called deodorant

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