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And also quite unfortunate. FYL OP hope you're okay, I'd be scarred to use contacts again after that.
I think dats gnatsty might be better... but still far out there
and then I scrolled down and saw 3 already did that... sigh
Trust me. There parenthesis weren't necessary.
Of course the "parentheses" weren't necessary, considering that they are quotation marks.
rekt
Alright, I'll admit, you got me there. In my defense though, it was really late at night.
I ****** love you ?
Eye see.... That's just nasty
One time a mosquito flew in my eye and I thought I got it out. I woke up the next morning with a dismantled mosquito body just outside of my eye.
Gnats horrible, op. Maybe stick to glasses for a while?
Swing and a miss!
Had a chance to be first and I choked, and took so dang long to choke that I wasn't even the first one to do it
Thats is so disgusting! Hope u got it off! If not burn your eyeball.
Thanks for the extremely practical advice.
Now that's what I call a computer bug hahahahahahah.... Wait wrong punchline
Bet OP saw it up close and personal!
Bet you did gnat see that coming
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That's gnatsty
Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female