Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML
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Vintage_fml 0
ROFL double penetration
24788 7
Lol, I wonder the odds of that happening.
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Comments (91)
MrZach 0
#7. shut up.
skiz_fml 0
Ow...Occular Penetration
tatertot8284 0
Lol idiot.
Mnemic 6
I agree with #6. I wouldn't ride my bike without some glasses on. And then sometimes even the bastards know a way to find my eyes! >:(
WorkSexMonkey 0
I only put "You deserved that" because I always bike with Sunglasses or Goggles just for that reason.
RNorthlandLGB 0
I nearly posted this about 2 weeks ago :)
pancakelover 0
Lol... I was trying to come up with a comment but I am speechless, that is too funny! Unless you lost your balance and fell off your bike onto a busy street... then it's not so funny anymore :(
koda_fml 0
Lol Only if you had stopped..
amy10 0
If I were u I would have stopped. That sucks fyl.
ditlihi 0
Get some shades, my man!