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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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You deserved it 51 595

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 190

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By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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You deserved it 11 794

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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You deserved it 1 456

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By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 406

You deserved it 699

By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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You deserved it 17 380

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 538

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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You deserved it 3 599

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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You deserved it 7 130

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

Your mom must be a babe.

neverland_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.

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MiaFleur 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:07

Haha. Like in 'The Inbetweeners'.

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 6:19

op if u look like ur mom then u should be happy lol

LegitDGK 0

Monday 7 June 2010 6:30

94 op is male...

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 3:23

Op, atleast u have a hot girl's number :P

Limberger 1

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

The same thing happened to me before, don't worry.

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

Your mom must be a babe.

glutgyoogle 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 4:37

Is your name Stacy? Hahah

WittyMoron 22

Tuesday 12 January 2016 20:11

I got this reference

neverland_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.

MuziKMajoR 5

Monday 22 August 2011 3:12

Bjg

Parky03 9

Monday 29 October 2012 7:36

Hopefully the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. -corrected

mad_molly 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Score, you got a hot mum!

Blanadestroyer 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:24

MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!!

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 30 April 2014 17:44

There is nothing wrong with having a hot mom!

Cheatx 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:31

This is not a FML if you managed to get the hot girl's number.

hk_fml 9

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:54

xD It's not an FML! So what, you've got a pretty mom ._.

Curtieeeez 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:01

LOL #7! XD

um_duh 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:08

You have a hot mama - be proud!

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