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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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You deserved it 76 241

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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You deserved it 51 604

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 126

You deserved it 3 600

By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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You deserved it 2 589

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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You deserved it 47 737

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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You deserved it 7 312

By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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You deserved it 6 975

By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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You deserved it 7 921

Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 136

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

Your mom must be a babe.

neverland_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.

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MiaFleur 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:07

Haha. Like in 'The Inbetweeners'.

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 6:19

op if u look like ur mom then u should be happy lol

LegitDGK 0

Monday 7 June 2010 6:30

94 op is male...

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 3:23

Op, atleast u have a hot girl's number :P

Limberger 1

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

The same thing happened to me before, don't worry.

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

Your mom must be a babe.

glutgyoogle 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 4:37

Is your name Stacy? Hahah

WittyMoron 22

Tuesday 12 January 2016 20:11

I got this reference

neverland_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.

MuziKMajoR 5

Monday 22 August 2011 3:12

Bjg

Parky03 9

Monday 29 October 2012 7:36

Hopefully the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. -corrected

mad_molly 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Score, you got a hot mum!

Blanadestroyer 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:24

MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!! MILF !!!

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 30 April 2014 17:44

There is nothing wrong with having a hot mom!

Cheatx 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:31

This is not a FML if you managed to get the hot girl's number.

hk_fml 9

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:54

xD It's not an FML! So what, you've got a pretty mom ._.

Curtieeeez 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:01

LOL #7! XD

um_duh 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:08

You have a hot mama - be proud!

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

Put it away!

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