*recoils in horror*

By Anonymous - 07/11/2017 06:00

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Today, I am violently allergic to my boyfriend's new hand cream. I know this because after last night's quickie on the sofa, I now have a rash all over my skin and weeping sores inside my vagina and around my bum hole. FML
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leaannec30 18

This reminds me of the time my ex was pealing hot ghost peppers and we got frisky in the kitchen and he fingered me without washing his hands. Talk about flaming pussy. And blisters I feel your pain

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MidnaLink 33

If you can find it, I recommend Penaten for the rash. It helped when I had a bad one on both pits, just use a good amount at a time. I'd see a doctor for the sores, though.

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MidnaLink 33

If you can find it, I recommend Penaten for the rash. It helped when I had a bad one on both pits, just use a good amount at a time. I'd see a doctor for the sores, though.

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zezili 18

Yeah don't go sticking any topical creams up your ****** without talking to a doctor! It's a delicate ecosystem in there; you might end up with an infection on top of your rash/sores!

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MidnaLink 33

I never said stick the cream up her ******. Penaten is for the rash on her outside skin. Worked like a charm and within a week, I could finally wear deodorant.

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BrotherPhil 35

Pretty sure that a dose takes longer than overnight to show up - let alone get that bad.

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leaannec30 18

This reminds me of the time my ex was pealing hot ghost peppers and we got frisky in the kitchen and he fingered me without washing his hands. Talk about flaming pussy. And blisters I feel your pain

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dexter420 21

Look for bordaux butt rub in the infant section. Real name. Dr told me to get that for a rash on my inner thigh. Its about 6$

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thatslifeiguess7 16

plain yogurt put on your ****** And Get in tub wait half hour rinse

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Arashikage 18

Yes because allergic reactions never happened to anyone on earth

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Welp at least you had fun last night

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vandj8 9

Yes....because being married makes you magically impervious to allergic reactions.

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Steph Da Blix 1

I don't see anywhere in this FML anything related to the hospital. For all you know, she's typed this in a hospital bed.

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