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Show it anywayThat was a derp moment for the neighbor, why would anyone confess a murder. What I want to know is how he convinced the police.
What WERE you digging for OP?
1, why? Why did you post that?
OP, your neighbor is an idiot.
26- If you call the police saying you are have reason to believe there's been a murder, I'm pretty sure they'll come. There's really no convincing involved.
"with dripping sarcasm" was the key phrase here you all.
Well I sort of assumed that the neighbor would call the police stating that OP is digging up school children he murdered a year ago (for some unbeknownst reason) And that his only proof is a confession (one where the sarcasm is misunderstood). I guess I just assumed he was an idiot. But you're right he could have just said he suspected a murder.
Can I get a thumbs down?
Considering some of these early responses, some people either can't or don't read the comments.
153- Eh, could be thread-jackets.
124- No problem dude. I understand where you're coming from with that. Just for future reference, a confession from the murderer is all the proof the cops need to make an arrest. Just letting you know.
I love how he had the nerve to walk up to the op and ask what he was doing
What a waste 1
188 That's good and all, but OP's neighbor is neither the police, nor more credible than OP. Ever heard of "It's your word against mine"?
Just for you and your lemon pie
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Homer Simpson?
I'd say more like Sheldon Cooper.
#44 , thumbs up because of your comment AND your DP. May earth,fire,air and water be ever in your favor.
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But, I actually DID bury little school children there... what if the police find them? Shit, I gotta run!
Ha?
Well gee, that looks like a poorly planned comment with the benefit of hindsight. I saw nobody else commented and I got a little excited. :
53- well, thanks for that consolation. I think it's safe to come back out from under my rock now. *gets hit by a bus*
104- Yes! Trollololol! Lol. Pardon me, I'm a jackass.
3 -**** if they find the school children you killed, they're surely gonna find all the dead puppies I buried a couple more inches down from the children!
121- murdered children is one thing.. But puppies? That's too far, man.. Too far.
137- i agree >:( go sit in your room 121
And then if they dig further, they will find this dead comment we buried.
Lol
Front yard*
I've always though of the front yard when someone says "lawn". If it was their backyard I would think they'd just call it a backyard.
Maybe he is installing sprinklers.
Omg yes hahaha
Did any of you by chance look at OP's name?
Plant drugs in his house and call the cops.
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
At first I thought it was rather harsh of OP to call his neighbor that.. Then I finished reading the FML.
I like acid, get rid of all the evidence. Oh god, why did I lead this on with more bullshit?
Congratulations on being the first comment not buried on this FML. I commend you.
Actually, it's hard to burn a body and acid is too slow. I prefer to pour a sack full of flesh eating beetles on the bodys and when only bones remain, I crush them and use it as fertilizer. That way the poor kids get a second life!
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6 - I could never do something like that for the guilt and fear of getting caught. Yes, indeed I am a "pussy". Have you checked my profile picture?
True, but depending on the circumstances, it can feel mighty damn good.
Brilliant plan
Nice job
Where
That's a bitch move.
167- Paul, George, Ringo, and John were not flesh eaters!
No... Three lefts just makes a circle... Or a square, really.
no but 3 lefts do.
no but it will sure make you feel better
Looks like you got some splainin to do
It's weird, because I would've given the exact same sentence OP said, and now I'm worrying about the extent of my sarcasm.
91, just to **** with the crazy neighbor, I would have said something along the same lines, followed by a wink. It throws them off :-).
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Show it anywayHey, I've seen worse. Like a nether portal opening in my backyard releasing archaic demons into the world. But you don't see me snitching to the 5-0, do you?
19, that just seems exciting! Have any pictures? ;-) (For the people who can't sense sarcasm, I'm being sarcastic.)
That same thing happened to me, except instead of school kids, they were sheep, and instead of cops they were the board of judges from American Idol.
Sense. Your comment makes none.
So let me try to make sense of this... you were burying sheep in your lawn, while American Idol judges watched you? I'm not even going to try to go any further... *facedesk*
I think he was trying to make a joke that only sheep watch American Idol, and so the American Idol judges came to protect their sheep viewers. Sorry, man. I don't think comedy is your strength.
I agree with 102 agreeing with 65
I disagree with all of you. >:( ...except 172.
I see no problem here...
I do...
96- This is totally and utterly unrelated..., but your picture is amazing. Alright I'm done now.
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Plant drugs in his house and call the cops.
couldn't be gardening, **** no, that'd be WEIRD