Work: Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard...

By bookworm - 19/11/2014 20:56 - United States - Victoria

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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Oh nooooo

By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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It's sus to us

By Nicky - 04/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML

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It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By Uproar - 17/10/2012 23:00 - Iceland

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

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emile_heskey 11

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:49

Brought to you by the letters F, M, and L

Helpfulman 17

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Plot twist: his wife is Elmo.

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emile_heskey 11

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:49

Brought to you by the letters F, M, and L

Nexpecto 28

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:18

One, one upvote! Ah ah ah!

dave20012 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:19

Ahahaha

Murilirum 23

Thursday 20 November 2014 4:30

You just won the internet for today. +1

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 20 November 2014 18:18

I guess you made him feel like Oscar the Grouch...

Im2Shy 16

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

I guess he wasn't "tickled" with that question.

Helpfulman 17

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Plot twist: his wife is Elmo.

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:04

Well, I guess Elmo loves more things than his goldfish and crayons too.

kerstileann 26

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:47

Well that explains why the kid is red....

RA91 26

Thursday 20 November 2014 3:55

ROFL!!!!!!

23lf 16

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:04

Keep in mind Elmo is actually a black man...

Ironmayhem 22

Thursday 20 November 2014 6:18

Plot Twist- the boss lied and it was actually elmo...

cherry_popper69 11

Thursday 20 November 2014 16:37

Someone jacked this comment #37

pwnman 33

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:51

Seems like the el supervisor did not see that coming

AnalAssassin1 14

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:02

No...

jojimugo 20

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:05

Really ???

Dlzq 22

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:52

Legit mistake, not the best one to make, though.

devildog562 33

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:52

At least she didn't sound like Oscar.

cherry_popper69 11

Thursday 20 November 2014 6:22

I'm sure she does when she doesn't have morning coffee

julianbozikovic 20

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:02

Honest mistake OP! I think it's worse for his wife to sound like Elmo than you making that comment!

kaceyma 5

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:08

whoops

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:12

You didn't know but I think you are better off by just watching not commenting

PleasantDino 22

Thursday 20 November 2014 8:15

I think it'd be ok to comment on his son being cute or something else to that effect :)

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 November 2014 8:26

Truth

Acerhawk 24

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:19

Could be worse, you could have said Satan, but FYL

Morning_fml 22

Thursday 20 November 2014 8:49

I'm pretty sure Satan wouldn't have a high-pitched voice.

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 17:03

Have you ever watched the powerpuff girls?!?!? Satan sooo hasnt hit puberty yet

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