Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed that I was a "filthy, sex-crazed pig-man" because I grabbed her ass. We were in her house, alone, and she was in the middle of giving me a long, deep kiss after I'd gotten off work. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
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iemislayer 10
Dump her cheating ass
Wiringify 22
Hopefully she just mistook the date.
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Comments (164)
zawesomee 14
Maybe she had a dream about it last night and was a bit confused?:)
arsenicalhumor 30
Either she is so stupid that she forgot she cheated, or your girlfriend is blind and thought she had a rough yet romantic night with you.. I have a feeling it's that she is stupid.
websphere69 27
most cheaters are....
Inkedldd 8
Time to get rid of her cheating ass.
omgthisisgay 10
Maybe she dreamt It? :/Some people have a hard time differentiating some dreams from real life. That's really the best I can think of aside from her cheating. I hope she's not. Sorry OP.
meherm 11
I was thinking the same thing. A similar situation happened to me. Only my boyfriend heard me say it in my sleep. (Yeah I'm a sleep talker)
omgthisisgay 10
I talk in my sleep sometimes too. I've said some weird things that made my bf suspicious but I'm not a cheater and he used to be pretty jealous. lol.
Badkarma4u 17
I bet she dreamed it. She would have to be stupid ir drunk to say that if she was cheating
AngrySailor 17
Install a hidden camera. Yeah it's creepy, but I sure as hell would want to know for sure if she's cheating before reacting. I'm surprised by how many people are giving her the benefit of doubt. My instinct says cheater. Had she liked to be choked before?
littlewifey 7
At least she was thinking of you last night :/ but sorry OP you might wanna find someone more worth your time
JimmyDn2000 12
Surprised at all the comments suggesting she cheated!! Who's to say she didn't think it was him? Perhaps someone broke in and raped her in the night and she complied because she thought it was him in the dark?! Just saying... There's more to this.
AGB10 19
Thankfully, she's your fiancé and not your wife. Better late than never..
jwebster 8
Cheating?! I have very vivid sex dreams and often wake up thinking they were real. Maybe she just had an awesome dream.