By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 07:51 - United States - Portland

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Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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iemislayer 10

Dump her cheating ass

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Wiringify 22

Hopefully she just mistook the date.

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zawesomee 14

Maybe she had a dream about it last night and was a bit confused?:)

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arsenicalhumor 30

Either she is so stupid that she forgot she cheated, or your girlfriend is blind and thought she had a rough yet romantic night with you.. I have a feeling it's that she is stupid.

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websphere69 27

most cheaters are....

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Inkedldd 8

Time to get rid of her cheating ass.

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omgthisisgay 10

Maybe she dreamt It? :/Some people have a hard time differentiating some dreams from real life. That's really the best I can think of aside from her cheating. I hope she's not. Sorry OP.

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meherm 11

I was thinking the same thing. A similar situation happened to me. Only my boyfriend heard me say it in my sleep. (Yeah I'm a sleep talker)

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omgthisisgay 10

I talk in my sleep sometimes too. I've said some weird things that made my bf suspicious but I'm not a cheater and he used to be pretty jealous. lol.

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Badkarma4u 17

I bet she dreamed it. She would have to be stupid ir drunk to say that if she was cheating

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AngrySailor 17

Install a hidden camera. Yeah it's creepy, but I sure as hell would want to know for sure if she's cheating before reacting. I'm surprised by how many people are giving her the benefit of doubt. My instinct says cheater. Had she liked to be choked before?

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littlewifey 7

At least she was thinking of you last night :/ but sorry OP you might wanna find someone more worth your time

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JimmyDn2000 12

Surprised at all the comments suggesting she cheated!! Who's to say she didn't think it was him? Perhaps someone broke in and raped her in the night and she complied because she thought it was him in the dark?! Just saying... There's more to this.

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AGB10 19

Thankfully, she's your fiancé and not your wife. Better late than never..

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jwebster 8

Cheating?! I have very vivid sex dreams and often wake up thinking they were real. Maybe she just had an awesome dream.

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