By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 07:51 - United States - Portland

Spicy
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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iemislayer 10

Dump her cheating ass

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Wiringify 22

Hopefully she just mistook the date.

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MzJnicc 10

maybe....the night before, she fantasized about u choking her :/

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Tonasharkman 14

Was she up all night to get lucky?

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dreamsneverfall 8

It's a possibility she dreamt it. Staying on the hopeful side.

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wubu18 6

Oops! The truth always comes out somehow.

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bmo1013 4

Well that sucks... maybe you chocked her the day before??

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183933 6

Well... Choke the bitch! Sounds like SDI

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wildman1056 7

This sucks on several levels. Not only did she cheat on you, but do you really want a chick that needs to be strangled to get off?

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