Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
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Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
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Top comments
iemislayer 10
Dump her cheating ass
Wiringify 22
Hopefully she just mistook the date.
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Comments (164)
MzJnicc 10
maybe....the night before, she fantasized about u choking her :/
Tonasharkman 14
Was she up all night to get lucky?
dreamsneverfall 8
It's a possibility she dreamt it. Staying on the hopeful side.
wubu18 6
Oops! The truth always comes out somehow.
B0nb0N09 12
WTF
chuckcloninger 12
Well.....choke her.
rafael0723 5
kick her out right then n there!!!
bmo1013 4
Well that sucks... maybe you chocked her the day before??
183933 6
Well... Choke the bitch! Sounds like SDI
wildman1056 7
This sucks on several levels. Not only did she cheat on you, but do you really want a chick that needs to be strangled to get off?