Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
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iemislayer 10
Dump her cheating ass
Wiringify 22
Hopefully she just mistook the date.
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Comments (164)
gameover18 17
Dump her ass no man who gives so much to his love should be cheated on.
thew_fml 14
sometimes people say last night when they meant last time. she was clearly not in a space where she was choosing her words carefully
iperson 11
Dang that sucks
JRSOne 5
Some say possible mistake. Did you choke her last TIME? If so it is possible it was an honest mistake. l
abigiggles 39
Maybe she dreamed that you choked her while having sex?
wifey08 13
Well, did you choke her?
an3ph 20
*ex-fiancée
thewife5 19
I need more info.. Idk if she's a cheater.. Dreamer or if someone actually came in her room last night and ****** the shit out if her and choked her out .. Wow
mr_jack_meoff 5
Then choke her until she turns red faced and begs you to stop. You ain't her first and you aren't going to be her last. Just quit paying her bills.
Turock27 7
Forget me nows...