Today, the government of my country banned Twitter because Twitter deleted one of our president's tweets yesterday. Democratic government, indeed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to make a Twitter account, because that is apparently the best way to get news from our new president. FML
Today, my country went on strike and is overthrowing the government, and I'm stuck on a night shift at work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I tried to log into Instagram for the first time in 2 days. They deactivated my account for violating their guidelines. I haven't posted a picture or made a comment in months. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Today, Facebook severely restricted my account, all because I edited a comment too many times. Apparently, all of the vile shit I see on that website every day is perfectly okay, but editing a comment is not. Some mental gymnastics right here. First world problem, I know, but very frustrating nonetheless. FML
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 31
Pretty refreshing that somehow this post isn't about the U.S for once.
BMXDude22 12
You've got that backwards, man. Politics should stay out of Twitter.
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Comments (8)
Jefftabula 2
Good. Twitter should stay out of politics
BMXDude22 12
You've got that backwards, man. Politics should stay out of Twitter.
Brightside86 31
Pretty refreshing that somehow this post isn't about the U.S for once.
Chazzster 32
Forgive the digression- I am reminded that where we are born and what parents we are born to is a huge senseless lottery. Some of us are lucky to be born in a fortunate place to good parents. Then we tend to sit back and think we deserved our good fortune. Life is like a card game. We are dealt a hand of cards and then we play those cards. Some hands are good, some are bad no matter what we do. But in most cases what counts is how we play the hand we were dealt. You cannot help where you were born or the government of your country. I admire those who stand up and do what they can to make their part of the world a better place. I hope you find ways to speak out against injustice and authoritarian government without having to suffer the worst consequences. That applies wherever you are.
bleachedraven 14
Amen!
Pratik_ra 10
India?
ViviMage 40
In 2021, the government of Nigeria has blocked access to Twitter, after Twitter deleted a controversial tweet by the country's president Muhammadu Buhari
Tikmysta 20
I saw this on the headlines