I don't recommend asking questions and to down some brain bleach as soon as humanly possible.

My parents left their bedroom door open so I went in to get something, and there was my dad, standing in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored closet doors, naked. Thank god his back was to me and I booked it before I really took anything in.

What was your mother wearing when she came downstairs though?

Oh boy, not sure I wanna know that

I feel like we should be less concerned about the fit of the garment and be more concerned about why your father is wearing it in the first place?

4: I think they probably added that point that since it didn't fit, they saw a lot more than they wanted to which is probably worse.

How fitting that you happened to see him

Did you assert your dominance by staring him in the eye the whole time?

what has been seen cannot be unseen! sorry!!

If it would have been fit more perfectly than it would have been on your mother then that's a whole different story!

OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.

If you didn't see anything bad, then how is it an FML?

because I found it funny :)

Jaysus sure I hope he didn't know anyone was home when he came down...

it was probably just a joke

oh he knew he was just asserting himself as the dominant bride

Was he drunk? Cuz us Irish like to drink a lot

your profile states that you're from America. ..

And of course nobody from Ireland ever moves to America...

Hahahaha.......burned!