By ApplePie1994 - 18/07/2016 17:55 - Ireland

Today, my father came downstairs, wearing my mother's dressing gown. It didn't fit. FML
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ApplePie1994 27

OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.

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mariah_1_11 22

I don't recommend asking questions and to down some brain bleach as soon as humanly possible.

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jttorkildson 21

My parents left their bedroom door open so I went in to get something, and there was my dad, standing in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored closet doors, naked. Thank god his back was to me and I booked it before I really took anything in.

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mariah_1_11 22

I don't recommend asking questions and to down some brain bleach as soon as humanly possible.

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jttorkildson 21

My parents left their bedroom door open so I went in to get something, and there was my dad, standing in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored closet doors, naked. Thank god his back was to me and I booked it before I really took anything in.

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TeraBaap 21

What was your mother wearing when she came downstairs though?

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SauceySarah 30

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soullyfe 33

4: I think they probably added that point that since it didn't fit, they saw a lot more than they wanted to which is probably worse.

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spookyboy 20

How fitting that you happened to see him

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KuronoEru 26

Did you assert your dominance by staring him in the eye the whole time?

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nicoleeeee_94 10

what has been seen cannot be unseen! sorry!!

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vikky538 28

If it would have been fit more perfectly than it would have been on your mother then that's a whole different story!

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ApplePie1994 27

OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.

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Dragonstorm786 17

If you didn't see anything bad, then how is it an FML?

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

Jaysus sure I hope he didn't know anyone was home when he came down...

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ballinball 14

oh he knew he was just asserting himself as the dominant bride

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becca123rto 12

Was he drunk? Cuz us Irish like to drink a lot

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ApplePie1994 27

your profile states that you're from America. ..

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False_Stupidity 41

And of course nobody from Ireland ever moves to America...

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