Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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Top comments
sarkaar 30
The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".
odod777 28
Maybe you said a wrong name or pronounced it wrong..
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Comments (68)
chidexy 21
I moderated this
DylanWithAy 1
He thought op said his name because she wanted him to do something or to tell him something. So he went "Yes. You need something?"
sayyestothedress 24
#32 that's how I read it too!
siggy_mcsigx 22
I'm reading that quote with followers' voices from Skyrim o.o
tehface 5
This happened when I lost my v-card. I said his name cause I thought it would be sexy. He stopped and was like "what?!"
demonfacee 14
Wow, nice way to ruin the moment.
avengers1214 18
It was the heat of the moment.
worldclassrager 39
Enunciate...maybe add an oh in front of it
PinkasaurusRex 25
It was probably just hard to hear over all the other noises or he was just really focused. I do the same in a way. My boyfriend will whisper things so softly that I have no clue what he's saying.
shellyluv 23
Are you sure you said his name?
fiveforfighting 26
Should this be an FML for you or your boyfriend?
Leawkward 6
The only reason why this would happen is if you called out the wrong name...