farleytb42

About Farleytb42

Hey guys! I'm some french-canadian guy who loves hockey (stereotypes), martial arts, fml and making jokes. I'm a lifeguard and i'm studying to become a cop. If you guys want to know me better just message me

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Farleytb42's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By smooth / Wednesday 31 December 2014 01:39 / United States

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jay-frey96 - / Sunday 2 November 2014 15:36 / United States - San Diego

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By facepalm - / Wednesday 15 October 2014 23:36 / United States - Gainesville

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Waterfalls - / Tuesday 7 October 2014 11:33 / United States - Carlsbad

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I like your style

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It's in the can!

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YDI Master

Picture this FML

I’m your new creative director

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Happy ending

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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One more and it's business time

I liked to the power of 20

My diary is a collector's item

Tell us what happened next

I agree, my mouse works.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

50 quality comments

A new thumb

I moderated this!

100 kick-ass comments

The rules are the rules

Work is a 4-letter word

Tweet, tweet

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