Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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sarkaar 30
The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".
odod777 28
Maybe you said a wrong name or pronounced it wrong..
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SheepShoop_fml 20
I had a similar situation with my partner. Although we make occasional noises, grunts, groans, and discuss things if need be (ie switching a position), neither one of us calls out the other's name, so when I did he stopped completely to ask if everything was okay. Although it halted my moment, I was touched that he put my well-being first. Too many people refuse to listen or take any degree of caution and ignore attempts at communication. So all in all, not a bad thing. Just have a little more fun with it next time to make up for whatever was lost. :)
JRtheSnowman 5
I read this as she confused him because embarrassingly enough my girlfriend called out my name and I came to a dead stop and asked her what she needed
diva239 8
Why would that freak him out so much? Strange. Unless you said the wrong name, but I don't think you did
Miscellanonymous 8
did you say it with a certain tone? Id stop to if my bf Said my name in terror, or mortified pain.. that can be confused with an ****** tone.. maybe...
ShenaniganNinja 20
One girl once called out my name. Oddly and unexpectedly, it was a turn off for me. It didn't stop me though.
FateIsBlissful 4
Actually, I get uncomfortable when a girl moans out my name during sex. So that could be his reason.
liesseling 13
And if all these comments above dont fit your i thoughts, Maybe it's time to check his Id card.
OliverX 9
From my point of view, it seems as if he thought you were going to ask him a question so he asked you "What" in reply.