By nooneatall - 15/01/2010 03:16 - France

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Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML
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sparkleprincess 0

thats soo freaken funny *wipes a tear* but try doing your situps on the floor using the mattress for that springy bounce back is totally cheating your muscles arent working at all.

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asianpo 0

what a piece of shit excuse for masturbating you dirty twat

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bonnieandclyde44 0

hahahh

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lolpwntdumass 0

what #40 said. excuses, excuses.

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skisftw 0

thars what ur dad might do he probly is the one who made that bed squeaky in the first place lol win

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daflyinhawaiian 0

who does sit ups on a mattress?? don't be a pussy

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Idiot_Savant 0

I almost peed myself laughing!

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kmow32 0

sit ups ob matresses definitely don't give you abs. sorry to break it to you op.

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kmow32 0

on* I can give tips if u want em ;)

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cbaidchris 6

^I love volleyball players giving tips on how to be masculine

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Fenikkusu 0

Says the anorexic. Give tips when you have muscles that you needed to work for.

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Fenikkusu 0

Says the anorexic. Give tips when you have muscles that you needed to work for.

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farhil 14

I eat more than anyone I know and work out daily, yet I'm 145 pounds and 6 foot 1 with virtually no visible muscle. I have an extremely high metablism, which prevents me from building muscle, but also keeps me at a low weight. Also, being slightly tall and being lightweight, the muscle I do have is stretched, making it less defined. Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're anorexic, dumbass

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MyKillz 0

I would have too...

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rosalita_fml 0

yes me too but you should tell him of your sit ups. and show him your body when it worked out.

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sparkleprincess 0

thats soo freaken funny *wipes a tear* but try doing your situps on the floor using the mattress for that springy bounce back is totally cheating your muscles arent working at all.

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Ottoman81 0

dont bother doin sit ups on a bed. leg raises would be a better alternative

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AliceC_fml 3

Don't do strenuous exercise on ur mattress, dipshit

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Rebap 4

well atleast he THOUGHT u were instead of finding out you actually were masterbating.

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paramorefan125 0

ahahahaha wow smartass

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im2good25 0

Who are you try to impress?

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