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I laughed.
what #40 said. excuses, excuses.
thars what ur dad might do he probly is the one who made that bed squeaky in the first place lol win
I almost peed myself laughing!
sit ups ob matresses definitely don't give you abs. sorry to break it to you op.
on* I can give tips if u want em ;)
^I love volleyball players giving tips on how to be masculine
I eat more than anyone I know and work out daily, yet I'm 145 pounds and 6 foot 1 with virtually no visible muscle. I have an extremely high metablism, which prevents me from building muscle, but also keeps me at a low weight. Also, being slightly tall and being lightweight, the muscle I do have is stretched, making it less defined. Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're anorexic, dumbass
yes me too but you should tell him of your sit ups. and show him your body when it worked out.
BAHAHAHAHAH!
thats soo freaken funny *wipes a tear* but try doing your situps on the floor using the mattress for that springy bounce back is totally cheating your muscles arent working at all.
dont bother doin sit ups on a bed. leg raises would be a better alternative
Don't do strenuous exercise on ur mattress, dipshit
well atleast he THOUGHT u were instead of finding out you actually were masterbating.
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thats soo freaken funny *wipes a tear* but try doing your situps on the floor using the mattress for that springy bounce back is totally cheating your muscles arent working at all.
I laughed.