Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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helloimclaudia 30
Maybe you could have taken the bus?
Pleonasm 36
That sucks. You should totally invite people over to your house if you ever have the oppurtunity; don't be afraid to take matters into your own hands if you want to be more social. You'll end up making more connections, and that way you'll be invited out more.
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Comments (108)
Bobskittens1 12
Yeah, the cars were "full". Likely story.
alycion 39
Growing up we didn't know the meaning of full cars. We did our best clown impressions. Probably not the safest way to do things.
Zebediabolical 45
We've had 19 people crammed into a pickup, and if a 20th had called for a ride the answer would have been 'We're full'. Even doing clowncar impressions you know how many people you can fit in the car.
Zebediabolical 45
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I never wait to be invited to parties. If I hear about one I just show up with some friends. There's generally a ton of other people there anyway so I never ever get called out on it. And it's pretty much always a good time.
BellaBear90 27
I can understand why you wouldn't get invited.
Zebediabolical 45
Well I often do get invited to parties. Mostly because I'm a lot of fun at them. But if I hear about a party I'm not invited to, I just go anyway. And am a lot of fun at those ones too.
JACKxRAWR 22
Dude, the general idea is that if you're not invited YOU'RE NOT WANTED. If I want to take a friend to a party, I ask the host. If I'm not invited, I stay at home and play video games or whatever.
Zebediabolical 45
I guess we just don't go to the same types of parties then. The ones I go to people generally don't care who shows up so long as they don't steal or break shit. On the rare occasion someone isn't welcome they tend to get ejected bodily and the party kicks right back up again. No. I've never been one of the ejected.
ERaj1123 18
I do that if my friends get invited and I don't. It's frustrating when this happens but it goes away when you just show up! Glad to know I'm not the only one!
pistachiopanda 19
Some friends! If one of my friends ever need a ride and I have no room, I help either make room or figure something out!! Fyl for having crappy friends, op.
CallMeWindSock 24
Don't worry, OP. This won't be the last party you're invited to!
alex540150 9
Taxi?
Nhk_fml 4
Have to agree with #21 here... OP a taxi is like a normal car but you tell the driver where you want to go then pay him or her when you arrive. Easy
Solle 9
Not everyone can afford a cab.
kmccain 27
Not everyone lives in a city with a cab service. In my town, the nearest city with a cab is about 30 miles away.
sexySGT 8
Boo effin hoo, cryin about nothing
taynicolebo13 4
Hey maybe you're just an a$$hole(;
RedPillSucks 33
#23 works at the suicide hotline.
tj4234 36
Why did you not take public transport? Or even walk/cycle?
idlechaos 6
Ever heard of walking
Olympiakos10 15
I dont think your picture has
perdix 31
I noticed you texted "people" and not "friends." This could explain why all their cars were magically "full."
MisterEx 28
What if I tell you, being 18 or 21 or 16 or whatever legal age for you to drive, doesn't automatically grant you a car?