Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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helloimclaudia 30
Maybe you could have taken the bus?
Pleonasm 36
That sucks. You should totally invite people over to your house if you ever have the oppurtunity; don't be afraid to take matters into your own hands if you want to be more social. You'll end up making more connections, and that way you'll be invited out more.
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Comments (108)
molzipan 16
Exactly. I'm almost 22 and still don't drive. But I also live in a city so public transportation is everywhere. I feel bad for OP if they live in a rural area.
JessBassett 24
if you were that pumped to go, you should've used that energy to start running ahahaha ;P
ehllychan 10
If you're the kind of person that doesn't get invited to parties often, you're probably the kind of person who would feel awkward and have a terrible time at parties anyway. I speak that from experience, my own and of my other friends that also don't like the regular person's idea of a party nowadays.
davek 36
Should have got a taxi?
allisadawn91 8
Uh. They all ditched you Hun. If they wanted you at the party, they would have squished you in. Or someone would have gone back for you :(
perdix 31
And once word gets around that you don't show up to parties you are invited to, no one will bother to invite you in the future. You should have asked one of your parents to take an hour or so away from work to get your ass to the party. Explain to them that if you don't go, you'll probably live at home for the rest of your natural life.
TheHeavyOne 15
No cab available? No public transit?
kenoswild 14
All of them lied. They had room. In the trunks of the car.
Colecto_fml 26
Bus, cab? Bike? If you we that pumped, why weren't you more resourceful?
Xivion 19
Quit slacking and learn to teleport already!