Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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helloimclaudia 30
Maybe you could have taken the bus?
Pleonasm 36
That sucks. You should totally invite people over to your house if you ever have the oppurtunity; don't be afraid to take matters into your own hands if you want to be more social. You'll end up making more connections, and that way you'll be invited out more.
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Comments (108)
Jharrist89 12
No bike? Taxi!?
hurley12 30
Maybe they just said their cars were full.
avapaige1234 19
I would assume nobody wants you there in the first place. Not your loss, OP. Throw your own party!
Scynistr 20
One good part can lead to a lifetime of regrets.. So don't feel too bad about it.
Scynistr 20
Party. Autocorrect.
Brilliant66star 17
This was a blessing in disguise! You were saved from being in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people -- and with no way home. Patience is a virtue. Now, with your head held high, take the high road. Carry on being a nice, authentic person until you find friends worthy of your company. Go to their parties. If you can't take the high road, throw your own party, Carrie-style, for everybody at the party you 'missed' and for everybody who drove there. I personally suggest the high road. Good Luck!
pattayarick 8
Is that you, Forever Lonely?
JACKxRAWR 22
Dude who says you need to be able to drive to party? Started age 13.
ginawater19 13
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FYL
worldclassrager 41
Just wait until you can drive/have a car...that will make it easier...
Sakura13_fml 11
Just know you'd probably be surprised at how many people are or have been in your position. FYL, but keep your head up high.