Miscellaneous: Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite...

By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 12:49

Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2014 05:03 - United States

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

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ChristianHunter 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:48

Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

alicemassie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:43

i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

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singer4life666 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:36

Those are some true friends you got there buddy!

UziTopete 0

Friday 29 January 2010 8:48

true... forget them you could come party with me

balzacthegreat 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:15

YDI for being the loser of your group of friends.

Randen_fml 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:31

drop em off in the middle of no were.

notsocrazee 0

Monday 4 April 2011 4:50

look on the bright side. no drunk driving.

alexgisforme3 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:41

maybe 2nd?

omgyoukilledkeny 0

Monday 14 September 2009 4:54

Well its midnight, damn right We’re wound up too tight I gotta fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me Ooooo That shit makes me bat shit crazy We got not fear no doubt all in balls out Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin’ til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Were screamin’ like demons Swingin’ from the ceiling I gotta fistful of fifties Tequila just hit me Ooooo We got no class, no taste No shirt and shit faced We got them lined up Shot down firing back straight Crown [Burn It To The Ground Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ] Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Tickin’ like a time bomb Drinkin’ til the nights gone Get your hands off of this glass Last call my ass No chain no lock and this train won’t stop We got no fear no doubt all in balls out Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night thts an awsome song dnt ya thinnk :). awww dammit forgot which one this is. ey now i remember. whoops forgot:(

blobxmaster13 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:41

now that is ****** up. i wud be so pissed. get some new friends man.

blkmagick 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:43

Wow. I would tell them to **** themselves. Don't hang out with them anymore, they're apparently really shitty friends.

tehman117 21

Tuesday 17 December 2013 12:04

I realise that the friends are super shitty. But i wouldn't tell op to not give them a ride because op's friends might drive themselves home and endanger themselves or others.