By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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ChristianHunter 0

Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

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alicemassie 0

i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

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singer4life666 0

Those are some true friends you got there buddy!

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UziTopete 0

true... forget them you could come party with me

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balzacthegreat 0

YDI for being the loser of your group of friends.

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Randen_fml 0

drop em off in the middle of no were.

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notsocrazee 0

look on the bright side. no drunk driving.

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omgyoukilledkeny 0

Well its midnight, damn right We’re wound up too tight I gotta fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me Ooooo That shit makes me bat shit crazy We got not fear no doubt all in balls out Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin’ til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Were screamin’ like demons Swingin’ from the ceiling I gotta fistful of fifties Tequila just hit me Ooooo We got no class, no taste No shirt and shit faced We got them lined up Shot down firing back straight Crown [Burn It To The Ground Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ] Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Tickin’ like a time bomb Drinkin’ til the nights gone Get your hands off of this glass Last call my ass No chain no lock and this train won’t stop We got no fear no doubt all in balls out Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night thts an awsome song dnt ya thinnk :). awww dammit forgot which one this is. ey now i remember. whoops forgot:(

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blobxmaster13 0

now that is ****** up. i wud be so pissed. get some new friends man.

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blkmagick 0

Wow. I would tell them to **** themselves. Don't hang out with them anymore, they're apparently really shitty friends.

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tehman117 21

I realise that the friends are super shitty. But i wouldn't tell op to not give them a ride because op's friends might drive themselves home and endanger themselves or others.

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alicemassie 0

i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

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Cali_Chick 0

Yeah I hope you ditched their sorry butts! Don't ever let people walk all over you buddy!

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ChristianHunter 0

Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

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genius_man16 0

That Idea is the win. What I thought of was to drive over to where they were, and then let them open the doors and just drive away laughing, lol

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awkward_gothlady 32

That's a brilliant idea! That would teach 'em...

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fudgerz 0

what butt wipes.. i would've left them stranded!

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leili 0

Wow. **** them. They are NOT your friends, let alone drinking buddies!

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wbrycem 0

I'm drunk right now. OP, care to join? Sorry if the invitation is late :S (boy this message was tough to type)

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