By Anonymous - United States
Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML
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  starile  |  19

Yeah, OP, you deserve it, but your life still sucks. Well, if you had really gotten hurt worse, which was a definite possibility. I empathize with seriously4

  Link5794  |  18

Nothin can sabre from embarrassment now. She tried to look cool, and Now she has to épée the price. She ought to flesche out her explanation. Go ahead and lunge at me for these awful puns.

I'll stop now.

  PurplePeeps  |  0

No, see what the OP failed to mention was that the lance skewered her eyeball, penetrating the reticle and leaving them blinded. "And anotha one bites the dust!" Pachooowwwww!!

  FrogOnEcstasy  |  2

His/Her opinion on fencing does not change mine, which is the basis for my comment. Furthermore, your opinion that there's nothing wrong with being on the fencing team has even less to do my own opinion. However, I must admit I am flabbergasted at the way you engineered that opinion three-way.