FML : Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told...

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Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 December 2010 00:36 / United States

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By Lounia_fml | 8

#1782378 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:21

You're definitely cool now.

By schwancy | 2

#1782380 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:22

Too bad those swords have that little ball on the end. This could have been an even better FML.

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By MrsLender_fml | 3

#1782363 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:18

Real smooth!

starile | 19

#1782733 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:39

Yeah, OP, you deserve it, but your life still sucks. Well, if you had really gotten hurt worse, which was a definite possibility. I empathize with seriously4

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1782790 - Thursday 2 December 2010 11:09

since no one has made the joke it it looks like it's up to me....here I go, I bet you didn't see that coming

OMJizz | 0

#1783383 - Thursday 2 December 2010 14:12

I guess you could say his plans to look cool were foiled! ROFL nerdy fencing jokes...

Siren2 | 0

#1784003 - Thursday 2 December 2010 17:25

Poker Face

needleinmypants_fml | 3

#1784136 - Thursday 2 December 2010 18:38

i loled familyguy. thanks

rallets | 22

#1786925 - Friday 3 December 2010 7:27

lmfao siren2

PO-PO-PO-POKER FAAAAACE

Link5794 | 16

#4710473 - Friday 20 July 2012 4:58

Nothin can sabre from embarrassment now. She tried to look cool, and Now she has to épée the price. She ought to flesche out her explanation. Go ahead and lunge at me for these awful puns.

I'll stop now.

By Lounia_fml | 8

#1782378 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:21

You're definitely cool now.

unidentified_sta | 5

#1782419 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:26

You too

GuitarSauce | 0

#1844163 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 18:28

you too

By schwancy | 2

#1782380 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:22

Too bad those swords have that little ball on the end. This could have been an even better FML.

PurplePeeps | 0

#1782507 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:48

No, see what the OP failed to mention was that the lance skewered her eyeball, penetrating the reticle and leaving them blinded. "And anotha one bites the dust!" Pachooowwwww!!

starile | 19

#1782510 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:49

If OP gauged her eye out??

SirSantpoort | 0

#1782658 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:17

13 - You are such a nerd. Just look at your comment.. "And anotha one bites the dust" ? Come on.. How old are you? 8 Or something?

brianjman14 | 22

#1783195 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:20

3, that's only for nonelectric ones. I do fencing and my swords are electric and they don't have that ball.

TheBananaTheif | 0

#1783594 - Thursday 2 December 2010 15:10

Also, sabres do not have the little rubber balls at the end, the point is just bent back.

nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1784494 - Thursday 2 December 2010 20:11

#19 I see nothing wrong with being a nerd.

rttr | 18

#4051200 - Saturday 18 February 2012 10:36

Also another on bites the dust references Queen. Queen is awesome

By Lounia_fml | 8

#1782405 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:24

And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me..

By Zmeilerr | 22

#1782430 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:27

Well it could have been worse. You could have tried to stick it up your cats ass.

s_rose007 | 0

#1784113 - Thursday 2 December 2010 18:22

hahaha that made me laugh

By firemanrob | 0

#1782437 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:29

atleast you didn't stab yourself in you penis ha

blacklily0103 | 0

#1782449 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:36

what penis? she's a chick

firemanrob | 0

#1782687 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:24

haha oops x) rephrase "vag"

theblackpoop | 0

#1783198 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:20

it's vagina dofus

Nonon_fml | 0

#1786761 - Friday 3 December 2010 5:32

well if u wanna get technical its possible.....

By blacklily0103 | 0

#1782442 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:32

what a klutz!

By FrogOnEcstasy | 2

#1782463 - Thursday 2 December 2010 9:39

YDI for being on the fencing team.

Zmeilerr | 22

#1782607 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:05

Obvious troll is... Oh, what's the use.

FrogOnEcstasy | 2

#1782681 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:22

I'm serious.

Zmeilerr | 22

#1782705 - Thursday 2 December 2010 10:31

Well that's your opinion. There's nothing wrong with being on the fencing team. Maybe he/she loves fencing?

FrogOnEcstasy | 2

#1785459 - Friday 3 December 2010 1:27

His/Her opinion on fencing does not change mine, which is the basis for my comment. Furthermore, your opinion that there's nothing wrong with being on the fencing team has even less to do my own opinion. However, I must admit I am flabbergasted at the way you engineered that opinion three-way.