FML : Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down...

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Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By misspriss - / Wednesday 17 February 2010 01:30 / United States

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By NeonWar__ | 0

#864924 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:13

holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!

By kayztastic | 0

#864959 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:20

and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:

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By NeonWar__ | 0

#864924 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:13

holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!

Pball11 | 0

#864938 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:16

Maybe sit in a seat with No one behind you next time X0

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#864945 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:17

I'm just letting you know sneezes come from you're nose lol I know what you ment haha. I hope he apologized I would be so embarassed if I did that. fyl people are dumb we are supposed to cover our mouth/nose when we cough/sneeze didn't anyone learn this in preschool

NeonWar__ | 0

#865012 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:44

joshthemaggot - just saw my mistake! lol meh, my family and all my friends say mouth! must just be where your from I suppose :)

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#865021 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:46

omg is there a grammar Nazi preschool haha jk snickerdoodles.

WHODATNATION | 0

#865026 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:48

@24 really? seriously?

XDNurse | 0

#865056 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 10:11

yes 26 you better believe it.

NeonWar__ | 0

#865096 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 10:48

snickerdoodles - go get over yourself. Nobody cares about you. btw, we don't have preschool in Ireland. nob.

NeonWar__ | 0

#865121 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:12

well then, I'm sorry.

wevez87 | 0

#865123 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:13

sneezes come from your nose -- you a pre med?

andruha1123 | 5

#865131 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:30

I care about snickernoodles :)

LauraTheKiwi | 0

#865159 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:04

you spelt her name wrong :)

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#865187 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:12

Is anyone else getting the feeling that it was not rain?

bleedinginside | 0

#865409 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 01:59

lawl snickerdoodles<=>Target of FML

Tdoodle | 0

#865454 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 02:26

it also involves your mouth buddy, you don't spit ACHOOO with your nose do you?

TuM_TuM | 0

#865463 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 02:31

o it was one of those imax theatres

yake12 | 0

#865547 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 03:16

@snickerdoodles are you a guy or a girl? I can't tell...

prezdead | 0

#865688 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 04:12

actually most of it comes from your mouth. look it up maybe find a slow motion video of it

Skullcrusher | 5

#865974 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 05:55

Ha ha!

thinmint | 0

#866026 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 06:25

I think mouth is fair enough. sneezes originate in the nose however the "a-choo" comes from the mouth splattering saliva all over the place

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#866066 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 06:46

oh god guys I said is as a joke to #1 I wasn't serious a lot of people say mouth. I didn't realize it would turn into a big debate aha. and as for snickerdoodles I'm sorry the predictive texting on my iPod touch thought I ment you're instead of your.

thor89 | 0

#866417 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:37

Nice breeze ewwwwwww

Cjw1220 | 0

#1485250 - Saturday 2 October 2010 11:06

Wow, Snickerdoodles is a very unpleasant person.

By garuru | 4

#864937 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:16

omg i think i saw that happen that was gross he was fat so i dont think his hands could reach his mouth

BigSmiles7 | 0

#864943 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:17

wow

matau32 | 0

#864965 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:21

keroro gunso? :D Also that sucks for you OP

garuru | 4

#865013 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:44

dororo-san is that you my ive been looking for you

milkshakesrule | 0

#865070 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 10:20

Why the he'll are you guys talking about Keroro, bit random.

By Apple_Scented | 0

#864947 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:18

LOLOL that is DISGUSTING :D

moneypenny_fml | 0

#864987 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:35

ya that's when you turn aroud and puch them in the face saying " cover your fucking mouth"

mitsoi | 0

#865081 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 10:27

agreed... ick

By canesul | 0

#864952 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:19

you should have punched the guy

robotiick | 12

#2312497 - Friday 8 April 2011 04:26

wat if the guy was fat... if he punched him in the stomach his hand either A. would hav been eaten by the huge belly or B. would of bounced back at him and end up knocking him self out wit a ko

By sorcerersinger | 0

#864955 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:19

do what I do. take the popcorn, "miss your mouth," and throw it in his face. usually I do it when I feel like it.

By kayztastic | 0

#864959 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:20

and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:

By blackirish44 | 0

#864968 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:23

That's just nasty.

By ThatOneAdamKid24 | 0

#864973 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:26

germs FTW

By samantha_durano | 5

#864976 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:27

that's fucking disgusting. and what does ftw mean?

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#864981 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:33

for the win

tagyrrpregnant | 0

#865042 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 09:59

All my friend's have used FTW short for "fuck the world" I know some people who even have 'ftw' tattoo's. and yeahh, that fml's pretty damn bad. I know if that happened to me fuckmylife would be my first thought.